What about if, right, yeah, say you had just done a Fosbury Flop over a bench onto that

little patch of grass outside The Birdcage, when a banal Emma skipped up right quick and put an Albanian Tripe Hound puppy in your shorts.

Would you pick up some vinegar-sodden chips discarded from The Grosvenor Fish Bar and squish them right up her knickers so they came out of top and one scraped against one of her flaccid norks or would you skip off down Pottergate and smash into Head in the Clouds shouting "Oooo pretend drugs, ooooo pretend drugs, smell my pipe you tie-dyed big rizlas!"

so....

which is it to be?

Posted By: malkybarkid on January 8th 2009 at 12:30:13

Message Thread

What about if, right, yeah, say you had just done a Fosbury Flop over a bench onto that (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:30:13
- When I were a nipper, we used to believe that Head in the Clouds sold jazz baccy... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 8, 13:20:47
- I'd go in Arse in the Grass. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 8, 12:56:19
  - Stuffed Olives. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 8, 13:11:32
    - lol. Unky! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 13:12:09
      - Unky is back, Unky is back woah, woah! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 8, 13:36:57
- I've still got a stripy Nepalese shirt from out of Head In The Cloudses from when I was a (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 12:54:19
  - Answer the question (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:55:05
    - I did. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 8, 12:58:52
      - Oops. You didn'all. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:59:34
- I'd do the pretend drugs thing (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 8, 12:47:24
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:48:36
- chips up her knickers (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 12:46:54
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:48:48
- Me and Bunty Twitterton did a stint in the Birdcage back in Nam in 75. Got called up for a (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 8, 12:37:30
- already did option b, outside head in the clouds in the 80's (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 8, 12:33:50
- Head in the clouds, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 8, 12:33:16
- what do you think, is he staying: sibierski? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 8, 12:31:41
  - I know what you want, you dirty boy. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:33:15
    - yes, yes, i want it...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 8, 12:34:22
      - Flew one in 'nam in 1968. Me and Clumpy Michaels were seconded to a Yank mechanics outfit (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:46:51
        
        never fails to me me chortle and guffaw and let out a little wee. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 8, 12:49:36
        
        *Clumpy Michaels and I* Tut, tut. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 12:47:45
- option number b, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 8, 12:30:54
  - You always avoid the blimpage (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:31:33
    - he's happily married (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 8, 12:36:44
      - No, it is perfectly suitable for lezzers as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 12:50:13
      - In what way? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 12:47:31
        
        well I can really only choose head in the clouds (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 8, 13:09:43
        
        lol. It's a 'chip thing' not a velcro thing! silly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 13:11:42
        
        I feel like I'm doing o'levels all over again (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 8, 13:15:23
        
        good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 8, 13:16:10

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