In that case I am not going to poo for a few days & see what happens the fertiliser
should make it grow extra quick. We've had cox's apples I could invent arses apples.
Posted By: lovely old job on January 7th 2009 at 15:54:17
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- I just swallowed an apple pip - will I have a tree grow inside me? (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 7, 15:48:27
- No. Your stomach acid and putrid bowel juices will destroy an life it may have. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 7, 16:12:47
- he could have some of my lansoprazole to block the acid (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 7, 16:13:50
- Yes. You should consult a tree surgeon immediately. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 7, 16:03:59
- You might get wood. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 7, 15:56:46
- No more than a small twig though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 7, 15:58:12
- or a splinter if u dont wipe your arse properly (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 7, 15:57:51
- The roots will play havoc with your piles. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 7, 15:52:10
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 7, 15:51:43
- because it will turn to poo instead (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 7, 15:50:23
- cos u will shit it out dumbarse (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 7, 15:50:16
- In that case I am not going to poo for a few days & see what happens the fertiliser (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 7, 15:54:17
- chortle (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 7, 15:51:26
- No. Your stomach acid and putrid bowel juices will destroy an life it may have. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 7, 16:12:47
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