Liar! There is only one comfortable speed for the male of the species:

"Evenin', love, glass of wine ? Here you go. Right, get your gums around this. Now, bend over. Bang bang bang bang YES! Fancy a ciggie ? *yawn*. Oh, isn't that your taxi, love ?"

Posted By: Steve in Holland on November 9th 2007 at 12:08:51

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move to france ONLY ONE WEEK AWAY (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 9, 11:43:05
- Great news, that'll swell our numbers (General Chat) - Bob in France, Nov 9, 11:45:25
  - i'm sure I will. but its a big move for little me! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 9, 12:04:34
- is that cheaper than the ferry? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 11:44:44
- Wow I am going to Paris next Tuesday (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 9, 11:44:33
  - Oh no, so am I, are you a travel writer now? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob in France, Nov 9, 11:46:06
    - He's a man of the world these days. Spain, France, Holland, and almost got a feel of some (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 11:47:42
    - Sort of (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 9, 11:47:21
      - And you're travelling to Paris on all all expenses paid fact finding mission? (General Chat) - Bob in France, Nov 9, 11:49:37
        
        I have to pay for myself (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 9, 11:51:50
        
        How much are you getting paid for the article? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob in France, Nov 9, 11:52:48
        
        Considering it'll be done for a student newspaper (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 9, 11:54:27
        
        IED=mug (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 9, 12:03:36
        
        So, when they selected the author of said article, did they ask (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 11:56:00
        
        Actually I think you'll find it was because of his ability to write poetry (General Chat) - Bob in France, Nov 9, 11:58:30
        
        No need (n/m) (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Nov 9, 11:57:44
        
        You're not doing an Economics degree are you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob in France, Nov 9, 11:55:59
        
        Chuckle... (n/m) (General Chat) - Declan, Nov 9, 12:12:08
        
        Linguistics (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 9, 11:58:17
        
        So you're a cunning linguist then? (General Chat) - Bob in France, Nov 9, 11:59:19
        
        A bird in tow? (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 9, 12:02:47
        
        Try fucking her then, that usually works for my missus (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob in France, Nov 9, 12:38:23
        
        Sort of? Alice your pet budgie doesnt count. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 9, 12:04:37
        
        Try harder then (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 12:04:10
        
        Am taking things slowly (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 9, 12:05:22
        
        thats why you forever will remain a virgin. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 9, 12:07:03
        
        Fair enough, but too slowly and one of your mates will get his (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 12:06:22
        
        Going at a comfortable speed (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 9, 12:06:40
        
        Liar! There is only one comfortable speed for the male of the species: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 12:08:51
        
        If you want a load of unwanted kids I suppose yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 12:18:09
        
        are any kids wanted ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 12:23:14
        
        Lost count of how many people I know who talk about woman (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 12:41:37
        
        Ha ha (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 12:54:14
        
        yep (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 13:05:49
        
        oh dear. That is paranoia of the highest order. And I thought all was cordial (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 13:10:32
        
        Was waiting for that (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 13:16:14
        
        Michael Jackson 'wants' his... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 9, 12:41:08
        
        that's dedication for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 9, 11:55:33
        
        Oh aye (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 9, 11:55:50
        
        have fun (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 9, 11:59:04
      - Sounds enthralling. Please post it on here. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 11:48:15
        
        If I can be arsed (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 9, 11:49:08
        
        Listen to Shakespeare, appearing to be so nonchalent over such an epic work (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 11:51:36
        
        bully (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 11:53:09
        
        Alright, fair enough that time. Sorry Mr. Improvised Explosive Device (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 11:53:36

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