Well the punchline to the shark thing is

"Do you fancy going to Morecambe for a chinese?"

and I did laugh at

Why is the best blow job from an Ethiopian?

Cos you know she's gonna swallow

Posted By: pants on November 9th 2007 at 09:31:52

Message Thread

Please don't! - Nobody do it. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 9, 09:18:29
- I wasn't going to, but I am now you've reminded me. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Nov 9, 10:14:12
- Too late (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Nov 9, 09:42:53
- What's the point? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 9, 09:25:45
- With you - but too late... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 9, 09:24:53
  - Agree. If nothing else it's the retina-bleeding use of capitals. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 9, 09:32:25
- Two sharks swimming around one says to the other "I'm sick of tuna" the other says??? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 9, 09:21:06
  - What sort of cunt queues overnight for an iphone? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 9, 09:26:27
    - One obsessed with the latest gadgetry an' ting (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 9, 09:34:17
      - I bought an iPod classic yisty. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 09:39:04
        
        You bought an Apple product? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 9, 09:55:24
        
        No way. iPhone is a shit phone with a low capacity mp3 player (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 10:02:39
        
        thass smart intut? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 9, 09:40:40
        
        That is a bit. Bit expensive though. I insured it too for when the battery dies. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 09:42:35
        
        I got a 6gb iriver for 30 squiddles the other week, was quite chuffed with dat (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 9, 09:45:06
        
        Whatever is that, or is that a Tomby-style post ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 09:47:19
        
        iriver's an alternative brand. The players look pretty similar to ipods (h10's do anyway) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 9, 09:51:33
        
        I feel dirty now I've become one of the iPod sheep. The missus will have a right moan ;-) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 09:53:47
        
        forgot about the fm thing (NCFC) - pants, Nov 9, 09:57:16
        
        No it's an FM transmitter, not receiver. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 10:03:14
        
        Like an iTrip ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 9, 10:24:46
  - Give it to me now while I'm hot for it, big boy (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 9, 09:23:33
  - Cod and chips twice please (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 9, 09:22:26
  - "I want to take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar"? (n/m) (NCFC) - Oozak Hunt, Nov 9, 09:22:01
  - * tooner * (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 9, 09:21:58
    - Himmers watched "the most offensive joke ever" on more 4 last night (NCFC) - pants, Nov 9, 09:26:03
      - And what was it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 9, 09:27:02
        
        Didn't give one (NCFC) - pants, Nov 9, 09:29:24
        
        You can, it's dead easy. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 9, 09:30:09
        
        Well the punchline to the shark thing is (NCFC) - pants, Nov 9, 09:31:52
        
        Racist. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 9, 09:33:47
        
        Quoting from the programme, not my views :) (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 9, 09:36:36
        
        Apologist. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 9, 09:37:43
        
        Floodist (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 9, 09:38:13
        
        lolist (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 9, 09:39:02
        
        Crevist (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 9, 09:39:39
        
        That's like, yeah, so funny. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 9, 09:33:36
        
        Two nuns in a bath (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 9, 09:27:34
  - WHAT DOES THE OTHER ONE SAY PANTS? (n/m) (NCFC) - DUFFYIN, Nov 9, 09:21:43
    - says "that's all there is, you fucking bet everything we had on Ipswich didn't you (NCFC) - pants, Nov 9, 09:22:29
- hEY MALKY DO YOU LIVE ON THIS SITE? LOST YOUR HOUSE YET?????? (n/m) (NCFC) - DUFFYIN, Nov 9, 09:20:06
  - Have you lost everything betting on Ipswich beating us? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 9, 09:23:13
- Seconded (n/m) (NCFC) - Oozak Hunt, Nov 9, 09:19:32

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