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STRANGE CITY LAWS

Chester

You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.

Hereford

You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.

Liverpool

It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

London

Companies may vote in local elections.

No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.

York

Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.

Isle of Man

Crossbows are banned

Isle of Sark

All land must be left to the eldest son.

Divorces are outlawed.

Posted By: Steve in Holland on November 6th 2007 at 12:59:28

Message Thread

On my last minute shopping today in Norwich, I have to decide and see you can help me (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 6, 12:29:50
- I quite like that wales shirt (NCFC) - pants, Nov 6, 12:49:24
  - OK, thanks for the advise!!! :) (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 6, 12:55:33
  - And if you went to Chester on a Sunday they'd shoot you with an arrow (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 6, 12:50:40
    - Is that actually true? (NCFC) - Small, Nov 6, 12:55:02
      - ... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 6, 12:59:28
      - haven't heard one, there's the shoot an arrow at a scotsman on a certain day (NCFC) - pants, Nov 6, 12:57:09
        
        That's in York (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 6, 13:01:48
        
        Have you any idea when the super cunt pill you took today wears off? (NCFC) - pants, Nov 6, 13:03:31
        
        Bully (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 6, 13:04:29
        
        I meant the days postings in general (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 6, 13:09:49
        
        Bully (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 6, 13:12:53
        
        Is the general word I'm thinking of, yes (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 6, 13:16:14
- My advice? (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Nov 6, 12:41:35
  - I remember what you say men so (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 6, 12:43:37
    - No, drink it FFS (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 6, 12:44:35
      - No. Shotgun the fuckers 15mins before kick off. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 6, 12:45:24
  - won't he turn orange if he drinks too much sunny delight? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 12:42:51
    - Yellow, actually. Which would be perfect. (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Nov 6, 12:45:30
      - Qualcast weed and feed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 6, 12:47:31
- Answers: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 6, 12:34:29
  - quality (NCFC) - pants, Nov 6, 12:52:48
    - Yes (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 6, 13:02:11
  - I am not Welsh but the color (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 6, 12:43:00
- have you got any nice clothes (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 6, 12:31:09
  - haha - have you ever seen the pic (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 12:34:51
    - That one I... (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 6, 12:45:12
    - I even once go to a wedding party on a Norwich shirt had HUCKERBY on the back (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 6, 12:44:46
    - great pic. (NCFC) - beckford, Nov 6, 12:37:48
    - No (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 6, 12:36:45
      - I think it might be full kit actually (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 12:40:50
  - Honestly, honestly (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 6, 12:33:17
    - Also I think I LOOK SXXT when wear normal clothes...(n/m) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 6, 12:33:51
      - Yes you will look far better in a Wales away shirt (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 6, 12:35:30
      - Don't you wear a suit for work ? (NCFC) - Cannydc, Nov 6, 12:35:01
        
        Yes I did so I think I look SXXT (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 6, 12:45:34
        
        SXXT16 ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 6, 12:46:22

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