Don't forget, if you drink wine as quickly as you drink beer, it will go right to your hea

d (you're only about seven stone wet through), and you might say something stupid thereby ruining your chances of a bunk-up.

I wrote all that with a completely straight face.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on November 5th 2007 at 17:10:19

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Board Poll: (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 16:55:12
- Setanta (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 5, 18:32:58
- AFC Bournemouth (Other Football) - tim berry, Nov 5, 17:08:01
  - [start]AFC Bournemouth[end] (n/m) (Other Football) - BrelliersBellEnd, Nov 5, 17:09:39
  - No serious replies, please (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Nov 5, 17:08:58
    - Toilet attendant at the forum? (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 5, 17:09:47
      - No serious replies, please (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Nov 5, 17:11:00
- England manager (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Nov 5, 17:07:24
- A47 McDonalds - he could make up the Vegas burgers and do the tables? (n/m) (Other Football) - BrelliersBellEnd, Nov 5, 17:00:58
  - There is a Grant lookalike who works as a groundsman at York uni (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 5, 17:02:05
    - Have you had your picture taken with him? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 5, 17:04:31
      - Nope (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 5, 17:05:30
        
        And a student who looks like Just Jack (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 17:06:35
    - FAO IED - dating tip (Other Football) - BrelliersBellEnd, Nov 5, 17:03:41
      - I take it everyone will want a report tomorrow morning (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 5, 17:04:24
        
        Not really (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Nov 5, 17:13:59
        
        not me (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 5, 17:05:44
        
        No one will actually give a fuck, but we will all welcome the opportunity to take the piss (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 17:05:16
        
        I bet IED's hoping she will! (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 5, 17:12:19
        
        God yes. (n/m) (Other Football) - BrelliersBellEnd, Nov 5, 17:04:56
        
        I hope you pull (PK style...) (Other Football) - Dog, Nov 5, 17:06:57
        
        As long as the lad has his Carlsberg special brew, he'll be fine (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 5, 17:07:46
        
        Also, ask for a guiding hand at entry point. You don't want to get tangled up in there. (n/m) (Other Football) - BrelliersBellEnd, Nov 5, 17:12:17
        
        Don't forget, if you drink wine as quickly as you drink beer, it will go right to your hea (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 17:10:19
        
        Thank fuck I only have half a bottle of wine left then (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 5, 17:11:22
        
        Did you remember to vaccuum it? If it's more than (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 5, 17:15:34
        
        Oh dear. What if she drinks wine? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 17:14:00
        
        I've discovered I've got another (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 5, 17:14:45
        
        it doesn't - generally red wine with red meat (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Nov 5, 17:22:47
        
        RED WINE DOESN'T GO IN THE FRIDGE! (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 17:16:37
        
        YOU DONT PUT RED WINE IN THE FRIDGE YOU DOOFUS (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 5, 17:16:30
        
        Thank God he's got Gentlemen of distinction like us to turn to for advice. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 17:18:50
        
        Indeed (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 5, 17:21:21
        
        Indeed, all those years of experience available to him (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 5, 17:20:37
        
        or wookie if the night goes wrong (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 5, 17:38:27
        
        wine -> Rohypnol (n/m) (Other Football) - BrelliersBellEnd, Nov 5, 17:13:21
- Coach and AM at a Prem side while (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 5, 16:59:58
  - how many of his early mistakes did he learn from with us? (n/m) (Other Football) - raretek, Nov 5, 17:04:44
  - Hmmm (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 5, 17:01:41
    - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - bobble, Nov 5, 20:20:31
    - Don't yo have some (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 5, 17:02:42
      - I've had enough acoustic phonetics for one day (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 5, 17:03:08
- d (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 5, 16:58:44
- Someone out there is surely daft enough to employ him (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 5, 16:57:59
  - Wigan are after Graeme Souness apparently - Peter Grant x 10,000,000. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 16:58:48
    - Hmmm (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 5, 16:59:33
      - Doesn't make any sense to me (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 5, 17:02:54
        
        that's because you rate Souness and Grant (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Nov 5, 17:06:29
        
        I rate souness and reid because they're good managers (Other Football) - pants, Nov 5, 17:16:37
      - Shouldn't you be slapping on the Hi Karate and washing your smelly old bell end? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 17:01:23
        
        I need a shave and a splash of something smelly (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 5, 17:02:29
        
        Don't forget to have a barclays, work all the tension out. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 17:03:49
        
        ... (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 5, 17:09:43
        
        A pre-date dump would also be a smart move. We dont want you farting all evening. (n/m) (Other Football) - BrelliersBellEnd, Nov 5, 17:06:23
        
        Steady. (n/m) (Other Football) - BrelliersBellEnd, Nov 5, 17:01:50
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 5, 17:03:26
    - Gearing to low. (n/m) (Other Football) - BrelliersBellEnd, Nov 5, 16:59:25
- Yarmouth Twinks FC (n/m) (Other Football) - BrelliersBellEnd, Nov 5, 16:56:59
  - Oh come on, Grant would do well to get involved in a game of Twiddlywinks! (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 5, 16:58:37

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