so...

her: "hi"
me: "oh, hi"
her: "do you want some water?"
me: "yeah, i was feeling a bit thirsty so i thought 'i'll myself some water'"
her: "oh...me too, but i think the bottle's empty. Do you know where they keep the bottles?"
me "no. pete might know. Hey Pete! Pete! ..... PETE!"
pete: "what?"
me: "do you know where they keep the bottles for the water bottle thingy?"
pete: "yeah, they're in the cupboard"
me: "right, thanks"
her: "you want a hand with that, it looks heavy?"
me: "no....i'm......grrr.....alright"
her: "do you know how to put it on the machine?"
me: "no. I suppose you just put it on and it punctures the lid"
pete: "no you have to remove the little sticker first"
me: "won't the water go everywhere then, when I turn it up side down"
pete: "no, there's a plastic stopper that is held in place by the pressure of the water"
me: "oh, right. ... There we are. Do we have to wait a while now while it chills?"
her: "no, i think it chills the water as you pour it"
me: "wow, how does it do that?"
pete: "it goes through a refrigerated coil that supercools it as passes through"
me: "oh right. Did you see that photograph on the internet of a really tall guy shaking hands with a really tiny guy?"
her: "no"
pete: "no"
her: "can i have some water now?"
me: "sure, here you are"
her: "thanks, see you later"
me: "yeah, see you later"
her: "bye pete"
pete: "bye"
pete: "who was that dave?"
me: "no idea, but she can cool my water any day"
pete: "yeah, me too!"
me: "see you later"
pete: "yeah, see you"

Posted By: Dave in France on September 7th 2007 at 13:46:31

Message Thread

Real shame... (NCFC) - Twat in Holland, Sep 7, 13:08:20
- Brill (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 13:09:35
  - Indeed but, wtf is a "watercooler moment"?????? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 7, 13:12:41
    - isn't it something to do with a big bubble of gas? (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 7, 13:15:58
    - It's when you get a cup of water, from a watercooler. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 13:15:36
      - OK, but I'm still missing something - wtf has that got to do (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 7, 13:17:58
        
        Oi dunt know nuffen about no picture. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 13:24:49
        
        ... (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 7, 13:28:46
        
        it's summat trivial and light-hearted to discuss with colleagues you meet at the water coo (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 13:31:56
        
        so... (NCFC) - Dave in France, Sep 7, 13:46:31
        
        All that effort... (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 7, 13:52:37
        
        And he didn't even get a blowie (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 7, 14:04:38
        
        You're too old to use that expression OG (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 7, 14:07:09
        
        More to the point (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 7, 14:10:06
        
        come back pk, all is forgiven (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 13:51:42
        
        Kin ell, is that what i've been missing??? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 7, 13:51:42
        
        Wait till you try stitch and bitch (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 13:52:49
        
        We don't have a watercooler. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 7, 13:45:50
        
        Get one, and then you can have moments. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 13:46:45
      - ^ he's right you know (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 13:15:58
        
        It's a bit shinkyoo in't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 7, 13:16:50

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