Penguins have been ripping us off for years. We're just making things equal.

From now on people need to buy American Penguin Shit or we'll just up the tariffs on their seagull s**t AND charge them for all the chips the seagulls nick and then ILLEGALLY import into the US. I mean, I'm not ruling out deporting seagulls which have immigrated illegally. They're not sending us their best seagulls. Chip Thieves, Bin Rippers, those kinds of seagulls. We will send them all back.

Posted By: Old Man on April 3rd 2025 at 15:37:05


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