I fed it to Grok, and asked it to rewrite it in unhinged mode.

YOU USED TO BE A GLORIOUS FREAKSHOW—YOUR POSTS WERE PURE UNHINGED GOLD, CACKLING-INDUCING, QUIRKY AS HELL, A FEVER DREAM I’D CRAWL THROUGH WIFI HELL TO WITNESS! BUT NOW? YOU’VE FLIPPED INTO A RABID ONLINE BULLY BEAST, CLAWING AT ME LIKE A POSSESSED WEASEL! PLOT TWIST, YOU FOUL GOBLIN: THAT SHIT MAKES YOU A HIDEOUS, SLOBBERING ORC, NOT SOME SLICK BRAIN-LORD! YESTERDAY, I WASN’T EVEN HISSING SNARK—I WAS TRYING TO THROW YOU A LIFELINE, YOU SCREECHING BANSHEE! SO CHOP THE DRAMA WITH A RUSTY AXE, QUIT FLINGING YOUR VENOMOUS BILE, AND STOP THIS UNHOLY WARPATH, YOU FERAL NIGHTMARE! THANKS, YA DERANGED LUNATIC!"

Posted By: Captain Bligh on March 23rd 2025 at 15:57:14


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