Dangle a monkey by a harness over a canvas and give him the paint
Put on tik tok and as long as you keep the animal welfare nutbags at bay you'll have some £30k+ artworks to sell, but you will have a monkey as well
Posted By: inutero on February 12th 2025 at 15:16:43
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- Any advice as to how to get rid of some paint? (NCFC) - Curnster, Feb 12, 13:10:14
- Lob it into next door's garden (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Feb 12, 16:21:23
- Dangle a monkey by a harness over a canvas and give him the paint (NCFC) - inutero, Feb 12, 15:16:43
- Get a skip (NCFC) - footymadman, Feb 12, 15:14:49
- I had an old tin that rattled when shaken. Felt that was fine for the bin. (n/m) (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Feb 12, 14:55:07
- The tips have certain days when they will except paint... usually a couple of times a ... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 12, 14:50:40
- Fill the tin with soil. It is free. (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Feb 12, 14:35:54
- Throw it all over a priceless work of art in a gallery (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Feb 12, 14:14:49
- Chuck in some cat litter so it solidifies (NCFC) - Duck, Feb 12, 14:13:00
- leave the lid off, let it dry up and bung it in the black bin, job done (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 12, 13:46:13
- Will they take it (NCFC) - Cellophane Flowers, Feb 12, 13:32:23
- depending how much you have and where you live ... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 12, 13:17:59
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