*Points mic at the audience

Audience responds: "AND A WANK!"

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog on January 9th 2025 at 12:20:25

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Board Poll: What things currently light you up? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 9, 09:24:21
- People keep gawking at my giant hog.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 9, 17:46:50
- The bond markets. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakepit Divorcee, Jan 9, 12:38:10
- procrastination... but I'll have to think about that (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Jan 9, 11:42:55
- My wife's smile. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Gaffer, Jan 9, 11:37:37
  - ^^ writes greetings cards for Hallmark (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 9, 13:10:35
  - ^^ wife doesn't know that he knows she lurks on here ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jan 9, 12:04:27
- The fact that I have fewer than six things that I have to discuss with my wife. (General Chat) - Curnster, Jan 9, 11:08:28
- Antipsychotic injection (n/m) (General Chat) - Thegelman, Jan 9, 11:02:13
  - I prefer naturally aspirated (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 9, 17:48:28
  - saw him at the guinness cork jazz festival, fucking rubbish (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 9, 11:09:11
    - He must have been having a bad day (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 9, 12:10:43
      - Indeed. He was busking outside Primark the other day - fucking brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 13:41:53
    - 😀 (n/m) (General Chat) - Thegelman, Jan 9, 11:20:52
- Being left alone (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jan 9, 10:40:34
  - Go to a football match or go on a cruise... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 9, 18:20:46
- Cup of tea (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDale, Jan 9, 10:38:56
  - Cup of coffee (n/m) (General Chat) - Thegelman, Jan 9, 10:53:53
    - Beer (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 9, 11:22:45
      - Pint of lukewarm water with electrolytes. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 9, 12:04:57
        
        Two Nurofen (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 9, 12:11:35
        
        *Points mic at the audience (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 9, 12:20:25
- waking up (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 9, 10:29:06
  - Sleeping (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 9, 11:23:00
- 10,000 volts (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 9, 10:28:31
  - when all you need is a knife (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 9, 10:29:33
- three coats of wilckens boot & yacht varnish (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 9, 10:02:55
  - Whatever floats your boat (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 9, 10:23:29
    - I've now just realised that your post has nothing to with boats. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 9, 10:26:40
      - tangentially boat related (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 9, 11:15:45
- a nice sunny frosty morning, my kids, skiing (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 9, 09:59:38
- Gathering friends for a positivity pot and aligning goals (General Chat) - inutero, Jan 9, 09:56:27
- Early morning sun reflecting off the light dusting of snow (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Jan 9, 09:55:29
- Doing sexy 360 personality / relationship reviews with my partner (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 9, 09:50:41
  - And treating life like it’s a business (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 9, 09:51:47
    - Advanced Performance Bigwig (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 9, 09:59:50
- Posting “ghoul” ahead of the streams (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 9, 09:37:20
  - wait what, even if there hasn't been a goal?great idea, spam the board with fake goal news (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 9, 10:11:17
    - brilliant idea- note to self for Saturday (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 10:25:44
  - LhOuL (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 9, 09:43:46
- spotlights (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 09:25:27

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