My client did not intend to permanently abscond...

...as evidenced by his piss poor efforts at escape & evasion. He was merely testing HMP's equally piss poor security measures. It would surely be too embarrassing to concede that the prisoner *escaped* in such a comedic manner, so perhaps we can all agree that this regrettable episode simply didn't happen?


(Best I can do, I don't fancy my chances)

Posted By: CWC on October 23rd 2024 at 21:06:46


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