Making love to a beautiful woman is a bit like preparing a stir fry in a wok

You've got to smother her bottom in oil and warm her up gently. When she starts to smoke you can throw in your meat and two veg and pull out the wooden spoon. Cover her in sauce for the last 30 seconds and then eat her.

Posted By: MonkeyPuzzle on September 27th 2024 at 16:00:58

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Buying in Bulk...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 27, 13:59:32
- I shot a squirrel this morning (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 27, 17:12:43
- True story... (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 27, 15:20:34
  - Why did your mum oh I see CWC's already done this one carry on (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 27, 17:13:08
  - I do wonder what percentage genuinely gets used on babies (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 27, 15:57:37
    - 100% true story..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 27, 16:17:45
    - Ask ya boy huw (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 27, 16:04:29
  - why was your mum naked too?! (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Sep 27, 15:48:10
    - Noooooooo (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 27, 22:53:42
    - I LOLd (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 27, 16:19:30
  - Please tell me your girlfriend was Lulu....... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 27, 15:47:57
  - Classic Larrold (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 27, 15:40:39
    - Katie Price (n/m) (General Chat) - footymadman, Sep 27, 17:32:50
    - Making love to a beautiful woman is a bit like preparing a stir fry in a wok (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 27, 16:00:58
      - If you're putting oil on the bottom of the wok, you're doing it wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Sep 27, 16:29:00
        
        In its bottom works even better (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 27, 17:16:39
- You need a better role model, man! (n/m) (General Chat) - Thegelman, Sep 27, 14:03:42
  - Here is the answer..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 27, 14:09:51

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