utterly unwatchable joke of a sport

oooh, heres a load of men in their pants poncing about and dipping in and out of jacuzzis and waving camply at people. just show us the f**king diving and be done with it. we dont see ben stokes poncing up and down in the dressing room at lords in his tanga briefs slapping ben ducket with a wet towel, it's got f**k all to do with the competiton.

also; swimming, you don't need to be introduced like it's the f**king gladiators, just file out of the dressing room pop your goggles on and get on your little box and wait for the starting pistol, nobody is interested in you slapping your chest and arms like some testosterone fuelled deranged cage fighter, you are going for a short f**king swim in a warm pool.

sort it out knapper.

Posted By: Tombs on July 29th 2024 at 11:18:14

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These oilyimpic divers are amazing x (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 29, 10:52:18
- Why was the skateboarding called off because of rain? Can skateboard in the rain shirley. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 29, 11:25:11
  - Increased injury risk apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Jul 29, 12:10:59
    - Not that I wish anyone injured but isn't that the point of watching it? Like Ski Sunday. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 29, 12:41:38
      - Sickening crash in the ladies mountain biking yesterday (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 29, 13:04:05
        
        Just checked, shes's ok battered and bruised but smiling! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 29, 13:42:29
      - And Grand prix, you don’t want anyone hurt (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Jul 29, 12:44:20
        
        Absolutely. Add the old Snowboarding to ze list too. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 29, 12:45:40
  - Forgot their anoraks? (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 29, 12:04:30
    - Cagoules. Bring back Cagoules, that would solve many a problem. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 29, 12:10:16
- utterly unwatchable joke of a sport (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 11:18:14
  - POTD (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 29, 13:58:02
  - While we're at it, what are all these different swimming strokes about? (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 29, 12:19:56
    - agree, they should call it freestyle or something (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jul 29, 21:04:29
    - Then they end up shooting their gf in the bathroom though (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Jul 29, 13:27:53
    - Different strokes for different folks (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 29, 12:58:47
      - Do you swing to Olympic standards? (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 29, 13:02:00
        
        Come round (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 29, 13:05:59
  - Fair point x (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 29, 12:03:13
  - Apart from that did you enjoy it? (n/m) (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Jul 29, 11:52:20
    - couldn't watch it, jetwashed the patio instead. very satisfying (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 12:00:09
      - Fair enough, the olympics has enough for everyone to find something to enjoy (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Jul 29, 12:08:41
      - ^^^ got a gold 🥇 in the patio jetwashing 💦 event btw (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 12:03:28
        
        Theres an Olympic event that brits would batter the world at (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 29, 12:07:42
        
        we would be permanent world champions in the lame arsed sweeping generalisation event (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 14:37:20
        
        Queuing (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 29, 14:09:14
        
        Blaming cyclists for all road issues in their manslaughter vehicles (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 29, 14:21:51
        
        Letting their dogs shit on the pavement (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 29, 12:24:40
  - Are you okay, mate? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 29, 11:34:40
    - yep, how bout you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 11:51:31
- Chinese off the scale (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Jul 29, 11:11:22
  - Yeah- close to perfection as it gets x (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 29, 12:03:42

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