I worked in a pub once where some bright spark had put the orange cordial optic next to

the red security light which was on 24/7.

Nobody orders Orange Squash in the pub unless they're a Massive Girl, do they? So this drink must have been fermenting away for about 9 years.

One day some ideot ordered an orange squash, I plunged the optic and up and....Boom! It blew the top/bottom of the bottle right off! Fortunately the bracket kept it mostly in place and none of it exploded in my face.

Posted By: Huge Small on May 9th 2024 at 20:46:04


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