strategic business plan required thank you

before i even consider doffing any capital into this pipe dream. i'm not risking my kids inheritance on a cheeky begging note. please post a concise business plan covering every aspect of the caper. finally, what percentage of your business are you giving up to me for my £66? 🥸

Posted By: Tombs on April 18th 2024 at 18:37:39

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Crowdfunding- looking to raise £20,000 to make one of my dreams come true (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 18:07:30
- Spit roasted fat wanger? (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Apr 18, 20:05:31
  - Thank you for your comment (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 20:06:15
    - Wank me for cumment (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Apr 18, 20:09:28
      - I see (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 20:13:53
        
        wank you very much (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Apr 18, 20:14:33
- Just being honest.....most food businesses are a terrible idea. (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 18, 19:50:48
  - Bore off cyber geek (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 19:55:20
    - Well maybe you should take on a 2nd job to pay for your pipe dream. (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 18, 20:02:19
- Can you cook? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 18, 19:36:58
  - Is the pope a catholic, do bears shit in the woods! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 20:02:03
    - There are no bears on Mousehold.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 18, 20:05:05
      - You leave my Garry out of this! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 20:08:18
- What’s the dream? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 19:33:55
  - Wet and wild (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 19:54:43
- How much for the naming rights? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 18, 19:08:33
  - got it, jumbo cooks the footlong sausages, customers bring their own bread rolls (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 18, 19:42:44
    - Booooom Tishhhh (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 18, 20:03:46
    - I lolled (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 20:03:39
  - "Jumbo's Big Sausage" (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 18, 19:37:42
  - £20,000 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 19:27:56
- Tell me more about the weekend festival (n/m) (General Chat) - 51eve, Apr 18, 19:03:35
  - Set in the grounds of a picturesque Manor House in rural Kent (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 20:16:00
    - If that's an actual offer and you have a croudfunder then I'll go in (n/m) (General Chat) - 51eve, Apr 18, 20:45:11
- strategic business plan required thank you (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 18, 18:37:39
  - So the % is 0, nil, zero, nada, nothing, zilch (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 18:43:44
    - ah if that's the case then, i will tell you exactly where i am with this venture then (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 18, 18:46:51
      - That’s such a shame , are you really sure? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 19:04:32
        
        i'll give you all of the money for 9% of the business (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 18, 19:29:26
        
        Can you talk into an iPhone with it on loudspeaker and hold it horizontally? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 18, 19:10:22
        
        Haven’t tried but I reckon it’s possible (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 19:27:38
        
        i've seen people do it (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 18, 19:31:21

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