There is but a simple test to see if you have the flu

Put a £10 note on the floor at the other end of the room to said flu victim and tell them they can keep it if they can pick it up.

If you see them pick the £10 up, they don't have the flu

Anyone with actual flu will decline your offer

Posted By: Chris Peacock on March 1st 2024 at 10:39:26

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When will this damn cold/flu go away? (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 1, 08:07:37
- 🕣 (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 1, 10:34:36
- How long you had it? (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Mar 1, 08:14:59
  - A week (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 1, 08:24:26
    - About 10 years ago I was off with flue for three weeks. Good luck! (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Mar 1, 09:35:26
      - I don't think this is actually flu (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 1, 09:36:44
        
        There is but a simple test to see if you have the flu (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 1, 10:39:26
        
        Ten squids. That's a pint of Carling at a James Blunt concert! (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Mar 1, 10:51:11
        
        I'm still in the weakness phase after 3 weeks, but it's coming back day by day. (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Mar 1, 09:42:34
        
        AIDS? (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Mar 1, 09:38:37
      - flu even (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Mar 1, 09:35:36
    - I had the fever and laid in the dark for 4/5 days. Could only manage water (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Mar 1, 08:30:36
      - Was this malingering the cause of the bollocking? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 1, 08:41:01
        
        If it is then I'm in a real life Handmaid's Tail (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Mar 1, 08:58:54
    - Now send money (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 1, 08:24:39
      - Because I hydrated so much , I have quit caffeine again (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Mar 1, 08:35:34
        
        Tastes nice though (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 1, 09:32:45

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