It's the size of the hadrons. You can get a little hadron collider for about a tenner

off the market. Colliding the big ones costs a lot more - which is odd because you'd think, being bigger, it was easier to bump them off each other.

My only objection to the really big hadron collider proposal is that I'll be dead when the result from it come in, cos I want to know about dark matter but suspect I never will, other than that stuff that collects down your sink if you don't clean it out from time to time of course, or the gunk that collects in the seal of your washing machine.

Posted By: Old Man on February 5th 2024 at 10:57:39

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Why are Hadron Colliders so expensive? I know it's in Switzerland but £12 billion? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 5, 10:51:18
- It's the size of the hadrons. You can get a little hadron collider for about a tenner (NCFC) - Old Man, Feb 5, 10:57:39
  - I think you can get them from the bloke who sells the hoover partd (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Feb 5, 12:31:23
  - If they want to discover dark matter a lot cheaper, scientists can have a look in my bog (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 5, 11:22:18
    - Just have a look at your browsing history. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 5, 12:29:51
      - That’s true (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 5, 15:32:53
- They should just get Borja to smash thunderbastards down the tubes to smash the atoms (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 5, 10:55:22
  - and then taunt the 'away' scientists with his shithousery (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 5, 11:07:29
    - And show them his tattoo of Jennifer Aniston (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 5, 11:17:44
      - The one where they can explain Higgs Boson (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 5, 12:11:07

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