What's the first thing you do when you get in the shower?

It's the ol bum for me. Straight in there.
Shower gel,
rummidge away, really get in there.
More shower gel,
maybe a couple of fingers in to make sure
Switch to the front,
make sure you didn't miss any there.
Soap up the scrotum
give it a good play like it's an air guitar.
Finally soap up the pubes like it's shampoo
Grind away at the pubes even though it feels like wire wool.

2 more minutes on the rest of the body

Get out

Posted By: Lentil Weaver on February 2nd 2024 at 07:23:33

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What's the first thing you do when you get in the shower? (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Feb 2, 07:23:33
- Do you have one of those cock cheese scrapers? (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 2, 12:18:31
- ^^banned from the swimming pool changing rooms^ (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 2, 09:52:41
- Well, it's looking like another lovely day today. Sunny yet brisk, which is my favourite (General Chat) - Old Man, Feb 2, 08:49:37
- Wee (n/m) (General Chat) - Goosebumps, Feb 2, 08:26:34
  - I thought it was just me 😔 (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Feb 2, 09:53:15
- RIP all the wrathers who read this whilst eating their breakfast ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Feb 2, 08:25:36
- It's not great when you get a clinquer in the sponge (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 2, 07:47:20
- Shampoo the pubes surely (n/m) (General Chat) - thirsty work, Feb 2, 07:43:21
  - what are pubes grandad? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 2, 09:04:13
- Ummm (General Chat) - Black Creosote Time, Feb 2, 07:41:03
  - Fair, fair enough. This reminds of toilet paper shopping. Most of the brands (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Feb 2, 07:45:03
- I don’t think this sort of post is going to tempt BWOD back (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Feb 2, 07:35:10
  - I haven't tips for the back, I can't do the reach around (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Feb 2, 07:40:00
    - For the back I reckon Old Git has his Buttler do it (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Feb 2, 07:56:31
- So (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 2, 07:29:51
  - Damnit Butthead (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Feb 2, 07:33:51

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