it's ok i managed to shove everything together the right way and it seems to work
f**k you instructions. i refuse to be your b***h when assembling highly complex electrical items. when i say complex i mean led under the kitchen countertop remote controlled strip lights.
also nbbbtt re supermarkets, i think i've hacked shoplifting 101. basically bowl around with your trolley and fill it up with whatever the f**k you like, booze, prime cuts, high end s**t just pile it all in. then, instead of checking out like a right old sad sack just wheel it up to customer services via the self-service check out and say "err, excuse me, would it be ok to leave this here for a sec i forgot to get a bag of ice and go back and get the ice, back to customer services, pay the £2 for the ice and f**k off with a free trolley load less £2 for the ice.i think this scheme has a greater chance of success in waitrose than in the more budget supermarket. anyway, give it a whirl and let us know how you got on.
Posted By: Tombs on December 22nd 2023 at 21:23:25
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- has anyone on here ever read the instructions *before* attempting to assemble/use (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 20:59:27
- I wish. Had to take some 'vacuation solutions' last week. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 22, 21:49:03
- Why would anyone read instructions? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 22, 21:42:10
- i know, the instructions are batshit crazy (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 21:46:57
- Exactly and if you can build it to look a bit like the picture and have a few bits left (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 22, 21:48:42
- precisely this (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 21:53:14
- Exactly and if you can build it to look a bit like the picture and have a few bits left (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 22, 21:48:42
- i know, the instructions are batshit crazy (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 21:46:57
- Yes, when descaling my kettle earlier today (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Dec 22, 21:07:06
- Girl (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 22, 21:45:50
- it's ok i managed to shove everything together the right way and it seems to work (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 21:23:25
- Just put vinegar in (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 22, 21:08:50
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