I'm a bit notorious for knocking s**t flying. My most memorable

I was away working in Preston. On my down time I grabbed a copy of the times and Select magazine, went into the BHS cafe, got myself a large coffee, orange juice and a croissant, found a nice quiet corner and prepared for a nice half hour of civilised chilling.

I still don't really know what happened but some kind of involuntary arm flail sent the whole f**king lot flying everywhere. As I lept up to avoid the hot coffee I somehow dragged the soggy broadsheet and all the glass and porcelain to the floor with a loud crash. The whole place seemed to be rightly laughing at me.

I cleaned up and went back to the hotel in a strop.

Posted By: Captain Bligh on November 11th 2023 at 10:21:15

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I've got a good vibe- (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Nov 11, 09:11:21
- Come round (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 11, 09:57:00
  - Oooh matron x (n/m) (NCFC) - Biggles, Nov 11, 10:39:08
- 2-0 to Cardiff and you discover later that some did get in the keyboard (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Nov 11, 09:23:57
  - 🤣 No, I've checked thoroughly. All clear. (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Nov 11, 09:34:13
    - Just like in Pulp Fiction (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Nov 11, 09:51:15
      - I'm a bit notorious for knocking shit flying. My most memorable (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Nov 11, 10:21:15
        
        Like Boris and his bullingdon club lot. Smash the whole place up. (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Nov 11, 10:42:32
- Let's have some score predictions then Cap, I'm gorn an unlikely 1-0 to us!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 11, 09:12:26
  - Agreed. 0-1 and an unexpected solid performance. (n/m) (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Nov 11, 09:18:09
    - Just Nodge do love to tease us don't they. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 11, 09:20:20

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