Colney 27th November Year of Our Lord 2023...
"So Ben...this is the vegetable patch, where we grow vegetables to reduce our impact on the environment...etc etc etc (laughs)...
This area is where injured players and those we want people to think are injured, come to be assessed and treated.
Over there is the canteen and behind that black door is a separate dining area for players alienated by the current manager....
This is the 'soccer bot' where we train defensive players to respond quickly to attacking threats and to play out safely from the back and improve possession stats.
This is the Manager's Office, where David uses data and numbers to pick the first eleven for any given game, based on key performance factors identified in training and also taking into consideration opinions expressed by fans on 'Canary Call' and chants from the 'Snakepit'. He's contracted to work backwards from what fans are asking for, because many are damaged and basically don't have a clue.
This is my office (unlocks door)...Zoe? What are you doing in here? Why are you alseep on the sofa? The pillow talk rule hasn't kicked-in yet...why is all your stuff on the floor...? "
Posted By: MonkeyPuzzle on October 25th 2023 at 08:31:06
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- Colney 27th November Year of Our Lord 2023... (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Oct 25, 08:31:06
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