just got a bizarre ransom letter in the post

hi there,

My name is ********** and you bought your house from us in 2008. I was sorting out some stuff in the attic and found 3 aerial photographs of your property in good quality wooden frames done professionally by a reputable picture framers in norwich. If you would like me to send them to you let me know and I will find out how much the postage is and for £75 plus the postage I would be happy to post them to you via courier.

I won't write back it's petty, but I'd love to send him this:

Hi, so lovely to hear from you again and yes I remember you well. I also remember that you left behindin that property before you upped sticks and f**ked off to France an attic full of crap, old carpets and boxes of old clothes etc and a workshop full or paint, car wash and polish, assorted cans of creosote and other chemicals and random stuff like a drawer full of nails that I had to dispose of at some cost to myself as you can't just dump them in the skip so perhaps you'd like to forward me £75 and then shove the aerial shots up your lazy arse.

All the best
x

Posted By: Tombs on March 17th 2020 at 12:52:35

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