Here you go

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing so his friend calls 999. 'My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down sir, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, now what?"

Not very original but i thought it was funny. Most of my others are too blue for here!

Posted By: Jim on March 16th 2020 at 15:33:30

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Update: I still feel crap. Been in bed since 8pm yesterday (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 16, 15:26:49
- Surprised no one said Ipswich ! (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 16, 16:08:50
- My dad’s dog died last week, so to cheer him up I bought him an identical. (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 16, 15:42:50
  - How does he smell? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dunney, Mar 16, 16:09:15
  - Did he? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 16, 15:45:40
- Here you go (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 16, 15:33:30
- Who’s there? (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 16, 15:31:27
  - Dishes who ? (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 16, 16:00:50
    - Hardly worth the wait (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 16, 16:08:20
      - Cheers. Reading the crap on the wrath always helps! (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 16, 16:55:00
      - I cannot deny that. Hope you feel better soon (n/m) (General Chat) - Kev, Mar 16, 16:16:45
    - dishes sean connery *needs to be done in his accent* (n/m) (General Chat) - Kev, Mar 16, 16:05:45
  - dishes (n/m) (General Chat) - Kev, Mar 16, 15:35:22
- knock knock (n/m) (General Chat) - Kev, Mar 16, 15:28:24

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