TOILET ROLL RATIONING INSTRUCTIONS
Dear former constituents, as the Tories seem to be doing nothing, I am back in action. We face a pandemic worse than the 14th century plague and have to act now.
Please can people refrain for using more than one sheet, two if you have picked a bad batch of winkles. I have heard reports of toilet roll being stolen from the cafes in Wells which is a sad side effect from this austerity government in broken Brexit Britain.
This is an urgent priority, only 2nd in prominence to my campaign for a gay Peppa Pig.
Norman.
Posted By: Norman Panic MP on March 9th 2020 at 19:11:21
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- TOILET ROLL RATIONING INSTRUCTIONS (General Chat) - Norman Panic MP, Mar 9, 19:11:21
- Welcome back Norman! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 9, 20:06:52
- My Garry had a bad batch of winkles (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 9, 19:17:56
- The first time I met my brother in law he was telling me about the degree he’d just (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 9, 19:51:19
- Too hot to handle. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 9, 19:58:58
- Shit the bed (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 9, 19:53:22
- The first time I met my brother in law he was telling me about the degree he’d just (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 9, 19:51:19
- My shit,recently,seems to smear around my ring piece slot more, (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 9, 19:15:36
- Ring piece slot. That's all you had to say. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 9, 19:42:56
- Fury (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 9, 19:52:18
- For clarity, the first and third things are not in any way related. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 9, 19:45:16
- ^liar (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 9, 19:47:17
- Fair cop, (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 9, 19:49:18
- I'm worried. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 9, 19:53:05
- Fair cop, (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 9, 19:49:18
- ^liar (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 9, 19:47:17
- Tmi? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 9, 19:30:47
- Warz. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 19:29:38
- Jesus proth! (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Mar 9, 19:28:44
- Ring piece slot. That's all you had to say. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 9, 19:42:56
- Oi dude. Post Brexit we are not GREAT Britain again. We will be fine mate (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 9, 19:14:02
- You're on the spectrum aren't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 9, 19:22:16
- Amstrad (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 9, 19:32:35
- 16 or 48k? You got Jet Set Willy yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dracula, Mar 9, 19:26:21
- Nah .I got some thing out of a clubbook,not a proper computer (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 9, 19:30:07
- I love rainbows (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 9, 19:25:21
- 🌈 (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 9, 19:32:21
- Thanks mate (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 9, 19:33:04
- 🌈 (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 9, 19:32:21
- *now (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 9, 19:14:23
- That’s what I call music (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 9, 19:28:50
- You're on the spectrum aren't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 9, 19:22:16
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