or a lorry with a tail-lift

put two cars in the lorry and then drive all three vehicles to london and park i dunno say in somewhere not near tottenham like erm croydon and then drive the smaller car to tottenham and get a bus back to the lorry in croydon and drive the second slightly larger car to tescos extra express at lea valley and park that in you vacant space after midnight and then drive back to the lorry and wire that up into being an actual time machine, no hang on that won't work, forget that. ah yes, this would do it, wire the truck up to be like a teleporter what they had on star wars and set phasers to stun and then send the truck back to eddie stobbits and then, ah bollocks that's the bit where the time machine option would have come in handy. i dunno sorry.

Posted By: Tombs on March 2nd 2020 at 21:50:22

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Any parking guidance for Wednesday? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Mar 2, 20:42:58
- Yep (NCFC) - GunnRack, Mar 3, 00:03:45
- I parked at Waltham Cross for league game (NCFC) - Highway, Mar 2, 21:27:20
- Yes! (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 2, 20:53:50
  - Sorry (NCFC) - Bonzo, Mar 3, 09:48:13
  - I know, I tried them today and nothing. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Mar 2, 21:18:06
    - 🎼Did someone say “Monorail”? 🎼 (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 2, 22:33:18
    - That’s a pain, sorry don’t really know of any alternatives (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 2, 21:57:27
    - I can still book on there by the looks of it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 2, 21:23:56
      - Actually, that's a lie... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 2, 21:24:47
        
        i booked a space on the 14th after AP posted (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Mar 2, 21:38:43
        
        alternatively (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Mar 2, 21:41:10
        
        or a lorry with a tail-lift (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:50:22
        
        ^^^^this (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 2, 22:31:13
  - Yep, all booked up there as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 2, 20:56:56
- When parallel parking, try lining up the centre of the rear screen with the far corner (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 2, 20:48:46
  - or just use the auto-parking functionality of your motor vehicle (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 2, 20:53:48
    - ^posh motor driverer (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 2, 21:02:21
      - you can have it as an option on a ford fiesta theses days for a measly £200 (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:18:43
        
        i have it on my car (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 2, 21:43:20
        
        it is far too fucking S L O W (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:53:42
        
        greater cooler than that is my auto dimming rear view mirror (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Mar 2, 22:13:50
- reverse into the bay (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 2, 20:48:45
- dont park on double yellow lines (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 2, 20:45:47
  - Good advice (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 2, 20:46:23

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