how can i become a sky pundit?

it appears to be the easiest job ever, just do some snazzy graphics shizz stabbing/swiping your finger on a big screen and say any old s**te "phenomenal pace" "totally out of position" "caught napping" *do some finger swoosh arrows* "i've seen those given" *here's three players co-joined by bendy lines in a dynamic moving triangle graphic, let's stop and re-run that for a minute* "it's going to be an interesting duel" finish it off with some dull statistics and david luiz candid pov picture in-screen sat in the dressing room looking at the monitor after getting sent off "luiz cam!", blah blah job done. literally nobody f**kun listens nor cares. at least radio pundits get normalled off on the phone.

and it's live

What taf has happened to football?

Posted By: Tombs on February 25th 2020 at 19:56:33

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how can i become a sky pundit? (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 25, 19:56:33
- Earlier on (before the Cardiff v Forest game) Danny Gabbidon genuinely said that teams (Other Football) - WestYorksCanary, Feb 25, 20:11:42
  - Tbf its better than trying for the horns and getting gouged (Other Football) - CWC, Feb 25, 20:39:03
  - Great insight, you can see why he got the sky gig ahead of tomby (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 25, 20:34:50
    - 😆 😆 (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 25, 22:13:28
    - give me a break i'm a mental train wreck here lamenting my crushed pundit dreams (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 25, 20:44:17
      - Treadstone? (Other Football) - CWC, Feb 25, 20:48:38
        
        Binge watched The Morning Show over the last few days. Really enjoyed it (n/m) (Other Football) - Adster, Feb 25, 20:52:56
        
        noop: Netflix, The Stranger (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 25, 20:52:15
        
        Yeah that was a bit stoopid (n/m) (Other Football) - Adster, Feb 25, 20:53:37
        
        cheers, i'll give the morning show a look when my internal clock has rebooted (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 25, 21:03:17
- It's all evening and weekend work so you could canoe all day every day during the week (n/m) (Other Football) - Adster, Feb 25, 20:00:20
  - sounds ideal plus added winter break for overworked prima footballeristers so bonus ball (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 25, 20:02:30
- Email them (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 25, 19:57:54
  - who? WHO are they? (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 25, 19:59:20
    - The sky, email the sky (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 25, 20:09:57
      - Sorted, done (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 25, 20:13:03

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