Fury v Joshua is ON

I have decided to grasp the nettle and promote the ultimate cocks on the block Heavyweight Championship of the World boxing match: Fury v Joshua at Carrow Road to take place on Friday July 10th tickets will be from £750 each all proceeds will go to me as I thought of the idea. I will put up 50 million to each fighter with the winner getting an additional 100 million pounds and fund this by charging exclusive global tv rights out at 1.4 billion pounds. I do realise that I could make slightly more money by staging it in the US or Saudi Arabia or even Wembley but I am not a greedy f**ker. Someone please make up a website and sort out all the ticketing as I can't be arsed. AJ/Tyson: drop me a PM on here and I will send out contracts. Let us get properly prepared to rumble.

Posted By: Tombs on February 24th 2020 at 11:07:07

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Fury v Joshua is ON (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 24, 11:07:07
- Said in a Mills Lane voice.^^^ (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 24, 12:50:38
- You could save a bit of cash by putting some wrathers on the undercard (n/m) (Other Sports) - Adster, Feb 24, 12:28:24
  - I’d still pay to see Real Man vs. MIKE in a Halford Roundabout Rules Rumble (n/m) (Other Sports) - Bungle, Feb 24, 12:32:52
    - I’d put my boot that far up his arse he’d be shoehorning his shites for a week (n/m) (Other Sports) - Real Man, Feb 24, 13:33:05
- You’ll be needing a showgirl to hold up the numbers..... (Other Sports) - yellowman, Feb 24, 11:25:51
  - I’ve already filled that slot (n/m) (Other Sports) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 24, 11:30:56
    - Hips don’t lie buddy! (n/m) (Other Sports) - yellowman, Feb 24, 12:01:48
- Can I be a ring girl holding up the boards? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 24, 11:24:39
  - sorted, i have put your name down (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 24, 11:40:29
    - Excellent, I’ll make an appointment with my milliner, what’s the theme? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 24, 11:43:29
      - Bastards!.... (Other Sports) - yellowman, Feb 24, 11:53:22
        
        you could look after the firework spectacular if you like (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 24, 11:57:20
        
        Can we have a massive beer tent in the car park please? And i mean MASSIVE. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Feb 24, 13:02:37
        
        officially approved 👍 (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 24, 14:08:46
      - cone tits (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 24, 11:48:06
        
        can someone get a box of fireworks please and set 'em up on the roof of the riverend (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 24, 11:54:35
        
        The PyroWizards, aka APB and JimNasium, I can recommend (n/m) (Other Sports) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 24, 12:05:46
        
        sorted, they'll have to share the paycheck though i'm not made of money (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 24, 12:16:11
  - Haha..no! (n/m) (Other Sports) - yellowman, Feb 24, 11:26:24
    - Snooze lose etc (n/m) (Other Sports) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 24, 11:30:20
  - Is this you? (Other Sports) - Old Git, Feb 24, 11:26:10
    - I’d kill for that plumage (n/m) (Other Sports) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 24, 11:30:03
- Great plan, I’ll buy all the ringside seats so please reserve them for me (Other Sports) - Old Git, Feb 24, 11:20:58
  - i've nailed that down as your name will be PRINTED on the tickets (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 24, 11:37:31
    - TOBY (n/m) (Other Sports) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 24, 11:44:02
  - tombs, he hasn't read the small print, flog him ringside seats at £10k a pop (n/m) (Other Sports) - CWC, Feb 24, 11:32:46

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