I just remembered a xmas fenton incident.

My parents fenton once ate a whole homemade xmas cake. All of it. A proper dumpy, rich, boozy, fruity fruitcake. The whole f**king thing! The ideot was sicking and s**tting constantly for the next two days. It wasn't pretty. A couple of years later it had a go at another one. This time, though, it just licked the icing and marzipan off. Didn't touch the fruitcake! nobhead

Posted By: Huge Small on November 26th 2019 at 15:50:49

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I just ordered my Xmas turkey (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 26, 14:48:35
- Swangoose... (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Nov 26, 18:10:53
  - HONK (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 26, 18:46:06
  - Mate worked for Welney wildfowl trust with sir Peter Scott. (General Chat) - Men without hats, Nov 26, 18:16:18
- The yanks used to deep fry turkeys - somewhat dangerous. (General Chat) - Men without hats, Nov 26, 17:58:15
- i'll be on my own this xmas, I'm going to roast a duck! (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 26, 17:20:49
  - Can I come? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 26, 18:37:27
    - Don’t fall for his ‘sad phishing ‘ (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 26, 18:57:54
- We're having an ortolan each (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Nov 26, 16:07:56
  - Yummy, cover your head (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Nov 26, 17:50:30
- I am contemplating doing this... (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Nov 26, 15:29:08
  - As long as it's not the recent trend for those ridiculous 12 bird roasts.... (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 26, 16:01:10
- What sort have you gone for? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 26, 15:20:29
  - A dead one (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 26, 15:35:44
    - Ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 15:40:49
  - Also a bronze (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 26, 15:24:14
    - There’s a pwopa nawty Jamie Oliver gravy I did once. (General Chat) - APB, Nov 26, 15:47:11
      - Ta (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 26, 17:03:16
  - bit harsh on his in-laws (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 15:22:20
    - I just remembered a xmas fenton incident. (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 26, 15:50:49
      - oof, they never learn do they (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 17:28:39
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 26, 15:24:28
- Oops. Prem posting. Was going to say (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 26, 14:49:43
  - No, sadly with those numbers you have to go turkey (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 15:18:10
    - Doing it down in Cornwall. Alien kitchen (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 26, 15:26:45
      - Hmmmm... early start (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 26, 15:41:42
      - Crikey, brave man (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 15:40:02
        
        Not an Aga, thank God (had several Christmases cooking with one of those - No) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 26, 15:45:18
        
        a meat thermometer will be a very useful asset (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 26, 16:10:31
        
        That's actually good advice. ta. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 26, 16:23:44
  - Get Chicken Nuggets....Loads of them.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Nov 26, 15:11:56
  - to get that cooked in time for Christmas day (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 26, 14:58:02
    - Gulp. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 26, 15:24:44
    - joint the bastard up (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 15:16:55

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