He never takes his socks off

Because his feet never sweat, so no need ever to change socks.

I lost the ability to sweat when I was busy being a WAR HERO, had you all forgotten I was a WAR HERO? People liked me back then so I think I’ll remind them about it. I was a WAR HERO you know. Maybe the papers will print pictures of me looking young and dashing in camo gesr instead of looking old and sleazy with my hand on some young totty’s arse. Bugger, it didn’t work.

Posted By: Old Git on November 19th 2019 at 15:23:17

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Heated debate at work....socks on before or after trousers??? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 19, 12:38:10
- 1st (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 19, 18:13:49
- Socks first - but must match silk knot cufflinks. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 19, 15:27:05
- The golden rule is to never allow anyone you want to go to bed with to see you wearing (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 13:47:00
  - Does that include your life partner? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 14:23:49
    - No (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 15:14:51
      - Innit bruv (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 19, 19:45:02
- Obviously before (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 13:19:28
  - perverted ^^ (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 19, 13:30:15
    - That logic leads you to put your boots on first (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 15:12:07
      - ha, like i've ever been in polite society (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 19, 15:15:15
        
        He never takes his socks off (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 15:23:17
        
        it'll all get buried under the election etc (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 19, 15:31:57
    - also if the said zombies/brexiters/aliens get you, you dont spend eternity like this: (General Chat) - CWC, Nov 19, 14:00:32
      - ^^NSFW (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Nov 19, 14:32:23
- During sex? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 19, 13:11:34
  - No sex then. (General Chat) - APB, Nov 19, 15:50:20
- trousers on first, left sock before right sock any other combo is just perverted (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 19, 12:58:51
  - Always right first (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 14:23:13
- After. (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Nov 19, 12:54:34
  - ^^^ wrath narcissists vvv (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 12:56:42
- After. A man in his pants and socks always looks like a pillock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Nov 19, 12:47:17
  - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - helvegtheowl, Nov 19, 18:14:13
  - There's not usually anyone watching though? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 12:56:01
  - Well the talk here is before to ease the insertion of the leg especially if skinny fit... (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 19, 12:56:00
    - the issue there isn't the socks... (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Nov 19, 13:00:28

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