Stand down Dubbs I've got this

Grab a cable tie, loop it around the base of your old feller and cinch it right up with a pair of mole grips as tight as possible. Within a few fays the symptoms will subside and you'll be fine.

Posted By: Tombs on September 16th 2019 at 20:20:44

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Dubbers, you’re a doctor- why do I keep needing to pee and when I do it stings (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 19:49:24
- A bit late but lick the tip and see what it tastes like. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Sep 16, 22:14:39
- How about go and see a proper doctor (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Sep 16, 21:46:03
- Rub some gin around the bell or pop a leech on it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 16, 20:34:05
  - That’s a plus one to the gin. Alternatively rub vodka around your Hampton. (n/m) (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, Sep 16, 21:30:40
  - Or both ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 16, 20:45:31
- Stand down Dubbs I've got this (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 20:20:44
  - After a few fays, you’ll be done away with any pain (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 16, 20:33:11
  - Fay from Steps? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 16, 20:27:40
  - I don’t have a few fays (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 20:22:58
    - pop two cable ties on then (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 20:24:02
      - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 20:26:07
- Blood? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 16, 20:18:26
  - No blood, light and clear pee, stings like heck (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 20:21:02
- Sounds like Cystitis. Or Ebola (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Sep 16, 20:16:32
  - You’ve had worse though (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 20:19:38
    - So has Karni (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 16, 20:37:03
      - He is Karni (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 20:39:44
        
        So he is (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 16, 20:56:41
- If it has suddenly come on you probably have a urinary infection (General Chat) - Highlander, Sep 16, 20:13:53
  - Sounds like sensible advice (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 20:22:20
- Is your bellend still wrapped in nettles? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 16, 19:59:12
  - That’s never caused me problems before (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 20:03:24
    - Didn’t even realise you’d been to Jersey! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 16, 20:04:28
      - HahahahahahahahahahHah (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 16, 20:05:31
- My mate had the same symptoms, the stinging stopped when his (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 16, 19:58:36
  - Phew (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 19:59:42
- Where have you been putting it? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 16, 19:55:32
  - We’ve been celibate for ages, just a bit of tantric (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 19:58:51
    - Sting? (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 16, 20:14:10
      - I've got a right old Stingpiece. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 16, 20:16:07
        
        Come round (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 16, 20:16:46
        
        Only if you apply the cream. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 16, 20:17:52
        
        Oi, stop flirting (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 20:23:46
        
        Sorry baby. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 16, 20:47:29
- UTI (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 16, 19:52:42
  - what’s a home made bomb got to do with it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 19:54:00

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