Wrath advice required.

How do you kill Ivy, no not the female, the thing that grows up walls and takes over undermining the brickwork as it goes.

Stupid answers are acceptable.

Posted By: emmaroyds on January 23rd 2019 at 20:09:38

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Wrath advice required. (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Jan 23, 20:09:38
- Get some table salt mix with water feed till it dies (General Chat) - pinkney, Jan 23, 22:34:06
- There’s nothing like a hori hori for prising ivy off a wall (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 21:57:48
- Roundup mixed with a little water and fairy liquid (n/m) (General Chat) - Beerswiller, Jan 23, 21:52:55
- Just move house. Genuinely less hassle. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 21:13:19
- you havaea to cut it at the base. Then when it dies you peel it from the wall.... which (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jan 23, 20:50:38
- Just leave it, it basically it's waterproof and will protect your building (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 23, 20:47:30
- Piss on it every day for a year. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 23, 20:37:18
  - My Garry caught me out with that one (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 23, 20:54:08
- I was thinking of using a grenade (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Jan 23, 20:30:15
  - Throwing a grenade for real is great fun... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Jan 23, 20:32:18
    - Nearest I ever got to that was chucking a thunder flash (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Jan 23, 20:34:35
      - I did one of these too... great fun.. (General Chat) - promethian1, Jan 23, 20:37:09
        
        Now that would sort the Ivy good and proper (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Jan 23, 20:38:53
    - Parp (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 23, 20:34:11
- Nuke the fuckers from orbit (n/m) (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, Jan 23, 20:29:02
- Flamethrower (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 23, 20:26:41
- Creosote (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Jan 23, 20:21:47
  - Ben banned him? (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Jan 23, 20:28:36
  - Yep carcinogenic... pity really..... I make my own with old oil.. (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Jan 23, 20:24:43
- Like this (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Jan 23, 20:18:57
  - Or even like this (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Jan 23, 20:19:23
- Jeyes fluid (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Jan 23, 20:15:00
  - Not environmentally friendly though is it (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 23, 20:16:47
    - Napalm?.... (General Chat) - yellowman, Jan 23, 20:21:09
- chop a section out at the base if its strangling a tree the top will die, rinse and repeat (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 23, 20:13:22
  - I like the idea of chemical warfare. (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Jan 23, 20:16:58
    - no ivy at porton down (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 23, 20:20:06
      - I've been there, no wonder I'm ill. (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Jan 23, 20:31:51
        
        Did you volunteer? (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Jan 23, 20:40:54
        
        No I was just delivering some stuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Jan 23, 20:44:12
- Cut it off from the roots, dig up the root (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 23, 20:13:14
  - It's roots are under tarmac (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Jan 23, 20:15:50
    - Dig up the tarmac (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 23, 20:17:25
      - put some signs up, "NO IVY" (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 23, 20:24:40
    - move house (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 23, 20:16:13
- With a hacksaw (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 23, 20:13:13
  - Can't get at it with a hacksaw as it's growing behin a drain pipe (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Jan 23, 20:14:44
    - Hacksaw through the drainpipe (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 23, 20:15:29
      - VMT ^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 23, 20:17:16
- I'm sure you can 'Poison Ivy' (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Jan 23, 20:12:48
  - Get out (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, Jan 23, 20:58:06

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