If the first goal* we score in Russia isn't followed by an elaborate celebration

involving player's holding their throats and collapsing to the ground then frankly they shouldn't be selected.

*Yes, I know, we would need to score a goal.

Posted By: norway on March 14th 2018 at 15:41:16

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Kane back in about a month (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 14, 15:19:15
- it'd be massively irksome to Russia if we were to do very well (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 14, 15:23:59
  - If the first goal* we score in Russia isn't followed by an elaborate celebration (Other Football) - norway, Mar 14, 15:41:16
    - You are hereby appointed as England Goal Celebration Choreographer (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 14, 15:59:38
    - ha ha, that'd be genius! (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Mar 14, 15:45:10
  - THAT'S the response - Putin presenting the World Cup to England, Theresa May smirking (n/m) (Other Football) - Higher Wrather, Mar 14, 15:30:39
    - from her sofa as she is too scared to actually go there (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Mar 14, 15:33:05
      - fuck her *I'm* too scared to go there as well! (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 14, 15:47:40
        
        Well I am debating the idea, during the World Cup or before. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Mar 14, 15:58:46
        
        I doubt there'll be any real problems for fans tbh (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 14, 16:01:34
        
        Nah. I would be visiting a friend so wouldn't be with the England fans anyway. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Mar 14, 16:07:41

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