New Dragons Den pitch emerging here

1) Go to a fishing shop and get a load of maggots

2) Wait for them to hatch

3) Paint small yellow stripes down the side of each newborn fly

4) Sell them to local farms for £££$$$€€€bitcoinz

I'm offering 2% of my business for £7m and a pint of Wherry. Who's in?

Posted By: Old Man on May 23rd 2017 at 19:12:01

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PM Tombs, if you're not dead off of bees yet. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 18:36:07
- I saved a bee today with some orange squash. (General Chat) - tudders, May 23, 20:39:09
- We had the same when home at hunstanton a few years ago. Sandringham bee people (General Chat) - Azteca, May 23, 20:19:52
- I once had a warm invade a cricket match I was playing in. (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 23, 19:34:53
  - And that, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is the case for the defence (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 19:36:16
- I've got to wait until darkness descends before I make a move (General Chat) - Tombs, May 23, 19:27:59
  - Wear a striped top, run around in a figure-8 pattern and shake your arse a bit (General Chat) - Old Man, May 23, 20:25:56
  - Smoke. The Beemen that came and saw to our bees used a smoke machine to pacify (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 19:56:29
    - Or some joss sticks (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 23, 20:02:37
  - Oh FFS !! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 23, 19:29:23
    - Your Garry would go round and give it a go. (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 23, 19:37:09
      - True (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 23, 19:44:13
    - 🐝🍀 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 19:35:09
- Bee great if he is though, I'm already planning a shed warming wrathup (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 23, 19:22:05
  - Steady 🐘 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 23, 19:28:31
    - Whoops 😬 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 23, 19:30:06
- Im watching some wall nesting bees at this very moment (General Chat) - CB41, May 23, 18:49:44
- a swarm of bees in May... (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 23, 18:43:04
  - Even without the honey, a queen and a swarm are worth a fair few bobdinero. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 18:44:39
    - can they be flogged to farms to stick hives among their crops or summat? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 23, 18:58:10
      - New Dragons Den pitch emerging here (General Chat) - Old Man, May 23, 19:12:01
        
        I'm out (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 23, 19:25:14
        
        Strawberry mivvi as a compromise? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, May 23, 19:26:48
        
        Mmmm (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 23, 19:31:12
        
        You never take the Mary option, Bumbo (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 19:37:38

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