I went to see the local beekeeper woman, this should be fun...
She said best thing would be to leave them bee. Not sure if she was punning one off, but I'd like to think so. As I'm allergic to Bees she said it would probably bee best if I moved the birdbox well away from the house, at least a mile. So she's lent me a beekeepers jacket with a netted hood and a pair of gauntlets. What I am to do is... 😳 wait until it gets dark then... 😳😳 sneak up on the Bees and cover the hole in the nestbox with some gaffer tape and then... 😳😳😳 put the entire thing in the car and drive a mile or so away and then... 😳😳😳😳 rip the gaffer tape off and leg it. 🚙💨 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝
If I don't make it back then Jumbo can have my adventures shed, pants can have my collection of screwdrivers, I bequeath my entire and extensive collection of assorted paint tins to the rest of you. It's been wonderful knowing you all and please troll responsibly.
Posted By: Tombs on May 23rd 2017 at 15:25:00
Message Thread
- Are bees allowed to squat? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 23, 11:45:26
- the swarms are on the move right now so they may well just up and go anyway. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, May 23, 13:24:47
- I went to see the local beekeeper woman, this should be fun... (General Chat) - Tombs, May 23, 15:25:00
- wahoo, many thanks tomby - let's hope they do you in! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 23, 15:33:15
- I hope I don't get stunged to death but at least I've made a will (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 23, 15:38:54
- does this also count if the bees don't do you in? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 23, 15:42:10
- Only if I croak tonight I'm afraid (General Chat) - Tombs, May 23, 15:45:51
- does this also count if the bees don't do you in? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 23, 15:42:10
- I hope I don't get stunged to death but at least I've made a will (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 23, 15:38:54
- wahoo, many thanks tomby - let's hope they do you in! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 23, 15:33:15
- I went to see the local beekeeper woman, this should be fun... (General Chat) - Tombs, May 23, 15:25:00
- You need to serve them with a court injunction for trespass... (General Chat) - Pixelman, May 23, 12:12:13
- Council (rightly) wont evict Bees on account of the ecological impact (General Chat) - Tombs, May 23, 12:24:49
- Best to carry some antihistamine tablets then (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, May 23, 14:01:35
- A mass eviction sting (n/m) (General Chat) - Jacksons_Twelfth, May 23, 12:14:46
- Council (rightly) wont evict Bees on account of the ecological impact (General Chat) - Tombs, May 23, 12:24:49
- Slum landlord^^^😁😁😁 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 23, 12:11:34
- Call a beekeper to safely remove and relocate them (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, May 23, 11:52:57
- I hear Antoine Beezmann is good. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, May 23, 16:06:58
- This deserved better (General Chat) - Old Man, May 23, 18:09:29
- Good idea (General Chat) - Tombs, May 23, 12:00:26
- I hear Antoine Beezmann is good. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, May 23, 16:06:58
- the swarms are on the move right now so they may well just up and go anyway. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, May 23, 13:24:47
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