Oh f**k it then.

NAME: APB (Andrew)

BIRTHPLACE: At home in Drayton, Norwich

BIRTH MONTH: August of course.

CAR: BMW 320d. Yeah, I know. Judge me.

FAVOURITE PLAYER: Holt, Huckerby, Hoolahan - the H bomb. Imagine all three on the same team...
Sutton, Fox, Crook, Gunn, Bowen, Culverhouse. I'm not playing by the rules.

MOST MEMORABLE MATCH: Probably the first one I remember as that's the one I've remembered the longest - April 1976, QPR at home. We won 3-2 to deny them the league in front of the Match of the Day cameras.

BIGGEST THRILL: Skiing, Kenya.

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT: The family motto is "Should have done it sooner". I haven't even started procrastinating yet.

BEST COUNTRY VISITED: I can't pick just one, they're all amazing.

MISC LIKES: Food is up there. Beer is special for me, I think it's love. Having secret sex on people's porches when they're not looking. Sending cats to s**t in other people's gardens.

MISC DISLIKES: Passport queues. Rain, especially with wind. People with poor toilet training. Inconsiderate behaviour. Not having enough time.

FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: Too much to select but any Chris Morris such as Brass Eye, the Day Today etc. Peep Show, the Smoking Room. King of the Hill. Good documentaries, anything David Attenborough has done, Ludwig. And obviously the Simpsons, the single greatest American contribution to modern culture.

FAVOURITE MUSIC: Too much to mention, but anything filtered through the spirit of 1977.

FAVOURITE ACTORS: None really as a favourite but there are always reliable indicators of quality - de Niro, Christoph Waltz, Brad Pitt (yes, really), Cate Blanchett and so on.

BIGGEST DRAG IN FOOTBALL: Cost. Modern football. Champions' League. Premier league monopoly. Obvious corruption. Need I go on?

PERSONAL AMBITION: Retire early and do less / more. Marry Kylie Minogue. Failing that just have an illicit affair with her, if she's down with that.

Why no favourite book question?

Posted By: APB on May 16th 2017 at 12:14:11

Message Thread

For BWOD, the list will change when the wind blows though! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 16, 10:29:59
- Oh fuck it then. (General Chat) - APB, May 16, 12:14:11
  - the original idea was aimed at footballers (General Chat) - Tombs, May 16, 13:18:10
    - Playboy (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 16, 13:21:37
      - thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 16, 13:24:18
  - Book: American Tabloid. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 16, 12:29:13
    - Book: Don't wake me at Doyles (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 16, 12:30:34
      - Book: *dithers again* The Secret History, Donna Tartt. (General Chat) - APB, May 16, 12:33:40
        
        Book - Exodus, Leon Uris. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dunney, May 16, 12:47:28
        
        Hur hur hur. You said Uris. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 16, 12:49:08
        
        ? (General Chat) - Dunney, May 16, 12:57:53
        
        Beavis and Butthead. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 16, 16:18:05
  - Everyone's blanking mine, so I'm sulking. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 16, 12:27:20
    - He he. (General Chat) - APB, May 16, 12:29:57
      - Drayton, lol. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 16, 12:46:16
        
        Knew it. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 16, 12:48:21
        
        I knew you knew it! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 16, 12:49:55
  - .......... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 16, 12:24:53
    - Ah yes. (General Chat) - APB, May 16, 12:28:06
      - she would be all over you like a rash - you is well hot (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 16, 12:29:06
        
        Word, innit. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 16, 12:30:34
- Mine... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 16, 11:16:00
  - but you forgot thissun..... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 16, 11:50:34
    - If they have to be alive: Maradona (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 16, 12:54:00
  - Fuck, I love Spiral too. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 16, 11:37:07
  - Haregoo then: (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 16, 11:35:34
    - ........ (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 16, 12:28:24
  - Which Wallander? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 16, 11:26:55
    - Swedish, Branagh one didn't work for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 16, 11:35:03
      - I liked Branagh's one. They're both good. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 16, 12:18:59
        
        There were two Swedish ones (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 16, 12:23:22
        
        I've only seen the second one of your links. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 16, 12:50:13
        
        I think the second one was better produced, more polished stuff (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 16, 12:54:32
      - But this one (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 16, 11:45:49
        
        Mankell's one (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 16, 11:57:54
  - Washing sieves is such total bullshit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 16, 11:17:24
    - A fuck sieve is a very special thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 16, 11:21:33
      - Ouch! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 16, 11:35:58
  - Birthplace: underwater (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 16, 11:17:02
    - 'conceived' under water (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 16, 11:20:00
    - explains the webbed feet (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 16, 11:19:42
- people who don't indicate, nailed it. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 16, 10:32:26
  - in addition... (General Chat) - mr carra, May 16, 10:35:29

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