So you've hit midlife crisis already

Desperately trying to dress like the young bucks in the office, convinced you've still got it, talking to them about new bands, winking at the girls, thinking what a lad you still are. Tragic really.

Posted By: Old Git on March 22nd 2017 at 12:21:10

Message Thread

Skinny Jeans. What do we think? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:10:48
- I make a damn good living in skinny jeans (General Chat) - harry boulders, Mar 22, 14:54:59
- Yeah why not. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 22, 14:39:11
- Dunno, I just wear what I'm told (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 22, 14:15:56
- Skinny Jeans.......No.no.no and no. (n/m) (General Chat) - CROYDONCANARY, Mar 22, 14:13:31
- Good to see you're slowly acknowledging how old you really are... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Mar 22, 13:57:13
- I happened to pick up a copy of The Times Style supplement this week. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 22, 13:51:29
- to quote Normal for Norfolk "Funeral for a Friend and My Chemical Romance?" (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 22, 13:25:44
  - looking rad (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 22, 13:41:00
  - mychemro (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 22, 13:32:24
- Can't fit them over my thighs! Very much looking forward to the return of Bootcut! (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Mar 22, 13:16:21
- No loose and baggy as fuck as should be your cardigan (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Mar 22, 13:11:22
- The Wrath, beyond doubt, will be a hive of boot-cut barbarians. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Mar 22, 13:08:55
  - ^ Raises Hand^ Anyhthing else just looks like it would be uncomfortable and impractical (General Chat) - megson, Mar 22, 14:27:35
    - 2% elastane (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 22, 14:36:04
      - What? Elastic jeans? I've never felt more middleaged. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 22, 15:24:33
        
        that's why elastane is your friend (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 22, 15:44:02
        
        Sadly true. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 22, 15:49:40
  - Boot-cut is a euphemism for "really, I'd like an elasticated waistband." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 14:18:23
  - The trouser of the man who thinks he is on it but in reality has entirely given up. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Mar 22, 13:17:04
    - Paired with a tan slip-on. Mmmmmm. (General Chat) - bird table, Mar 22, 13:56:01
      - Ha ha. Absolutely. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 22, 14:38:26
- Stonewash? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 22, 12:47:10
  - Not since Mr Byrite closed up Gentleman's Walk buddy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:51:00
- With you, brother. (General Chat) - norway, Mar 22, 12:37:38
  - Nothing worse than the skinny jean/inch and a half of ankle/sockless deck shoes combo. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:49:01
- Has to be sufficient 'swing' space, nothing worse than the 'meat and two'..... (General Chat) - Kirrie, Mar 22, 12:33:57
  - ^^^Thinly veiled 'I have a large penis which I'm proud of' post^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 22, 12:45:33
    - More of an iprefer comfort post, nothing worse than sitting down..... (General Chat) - Kirrie, Mar 22, 12:50:31
      - Sounds like sir is in want of a more supportive boxer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:52:38
        
        why (n/m) (General Chat) - the Tilt Man, Apr 1, 18:40:45
        
        Boxers - hate em! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Mar 22, 13:00:49
      - ^^^Thinly veiled 'I also have large testicles' post (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 22, 12:52:00
        
        LOLS (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Mar 22, 13:01:56
- I wear slim-fit rather than skinny - a black jean rather than blue and with a pair of brog (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Mar 22, 12:29:56
  - Slim fit jeans are fine on the more experience gentleman. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 22, 12:37:49
- It's a yes from me. I'm 58, so close to death, but since I lost weight other styles hang (General Chat) - shortfatb, Mar 22, 12:27:52
- only issue for me is pockets (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 22, 12:27:31
- I'll raise you tapered trackie bottoms. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 22, 12:26:00
- if you are going for the TOWIE look, then sure why not. (n/m) (General Chat) - maidstoneyellow, Mar 22, 12:21:42
  - Nothing wrong with this as a look (General Chat) - maidstoneyellow, Mar 22, 12:22:53
- So you've hit midlife crisis already (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 12:21:10
  - They probably don't make them in thorn proof tweed anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - shortfatb, Mar 22, 12:28:34
    - Good point (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 12:32:33
- Tapered perhaps .. (n/m) (General Chat) - Gob on a Stick, Mar 22, 12:15:15
- Do they have elasticated waists? If not it's a no from me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 22, 12:14:39
- If you're over 25 you can't wear them. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 22, 12:14:08
  - This is exactly the sort of nonsense against which I will always stand. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:16:41
- I'm right with you. Not spray on as you say, but well fitted and skinny/slim. I am in (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 22, 12:12:59
  - Yeah, not the best option for a big lad, for sure. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:15:31
    - Everyone knows black and skin tight makes you look slimer... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 22, 12:18:54
      - wears meggings ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 22, 12:21:55
      - slimmer obvs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 22, 12:19:35
- ⬆️Any replies containing allusions to a mid-life crisis will be summarily cunted off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:11:43
  - Oh arr (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 12:33:24
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Mar 22, 12:11:30
  - You are quite old though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:12:10
    - Well yes (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Mar 22, 12:18:35
    - ouch! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 22, 12:14:29

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