There is a reason oppressive regimes use sleep deprivation as a form of torture
as you are about to find out. And the next phase of your life will largely revolve around poo.
Enjoy these first weeks, take lots of pics as she will change very fast.
Ignore all the parenting advice you get from everyone. You're built to be good at this and so is your missus. Take decisions which are right for you and not what you think anyone expects. When you f**k up, which you will, forgive yourself and move on. I wasn't good at this first time around.
Ignore all the ads trying to turn you into a kit monster parent. You need a car seat, nappies and change kit, and clothes. That's about all if you're breastfeeding; obvs you need kit if you're bottle feeding. Don't go overboard on newborn clothes either, she will grow out of them in a very few weeks. If you're getting a buggy, lightweight is much more practical than bells-and-whistles, but go with whatever you feel. You don't need a buggy if you don't want one.
If she smiles at you, it means she's got wind. Smiling for other reasons comes later.
Oh - congratulations :-)
Posted By: Old Man on April 22nd 2016 at 13:15:18
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- Daughter born yesterday! (General Chat) - Wilts, Apr 22, 12:17:19
- Thank you Wrathers for the messages! Much appreciated... (General Chat) - Wilts, Apr 22, 20:12:47
- Congrats Wilts, the first 30 years are a bit tough. Get's better after that. ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 22, 17:43:04
- great news! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 22, 17:16:58
- congratulations to you and Mrs W (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 22, 16:25:51
- Congratulations! (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Apr 22, 16:22:36
- Good work! (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Apr 22, 15:01:35
- Congrats! (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 22, 14:10:49
- Thank you, I will! All Swindon and Liverpool (!) down here... (n/m) (General Chat) - Wilts, Apr 22, 15:19:19
- Congrats (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 22, 13:55:08
- Well Done Wilts & Mrs Wilts (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 13:20:47
- There is a reason oppressive regimes use sleep deprivation as a form of torture (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 22, 13:15:18
- Thanks for being ingenuous! Just read that to the missus. (General Chat) - Wilts, Apr 22, 14:11:38
- there's no need for breastfeeding now that we've invented cows (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 22, 13:19:58
- Hard to get a newborn to latch on to a cow though. Buggers keep walking around. (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 22, 13:20:58
- if that were the case why did god give us gaffer tape? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 22, 13:23:54
- Fair point, well made (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 22, 13:24:09
- proof indeed that god does exist (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 22, 13:27:31
- proof that god is a git: (General Chat) - CWC, Apr 22, 14:01:58
- almonds are your friend (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 22, 14:03:35
- pfft, waste of gin (General Chat) - CWC, Apr 22, 14:22:26
- almonds are your friend (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 22, 14:03:35
- proof that god is a git: (General Chat) - CWC, Apr 22, 14:01:58
- proof indeed that god does exist (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 22, 13:27:31
- Fair point, well made (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 22, 13:24:09
- if that were the case why did god give us gaffer tape? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 22, 13:23:54
- Hard to get a newborn to latch on to a cow though. Buggers keep walking around. (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 22, 13:20:58
- Congrats! But it's Red Bull for the forseeable future... (General Chat) - CWC, Apr 22, 13:09:12
- Congrats pal, from all at City Father HQ (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 22, 13:06:31
- Better luck next time (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Apr 22, 12:57:56
- Top bombing! (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 22, 12:54:55
- Congrats! Did you name her after Wesley? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 12:51:32
- Many congratulations! (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Apr 22, 12:47:36
- Many many congratulations (n/m) (General Chat) - Darren Eadie, Apr 22, 12:44:16
- Congrats! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 12:33:44
- congrats! (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 22, 12:22:58
- Well done. Real men produce daughters. (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Apr 22, 12:21:04
- congratulations (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 22, 12:19:06
- Hooge congrats! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 22, 12:18:57
- Congratulations old boy☺ (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 12:18:39
- And she will be named after which Norwich legend ? (General Chat) - ClopperCastle, Apr 22, 12:48:57
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