FFS. Mumsnet alert

All you limp ladies on this thread giving views about vacuum cleaners need to take a long hard look between your legs. Is there something dangling there? I don't care how tiny it is, is there a fleshy appendage? Yes?

Then stop behaving like a bunch of f**king MELTS!! Vacuums are for birds, end of. Now go down the pub and have a few lagers and a pie, and think about what you've done.

FFS!!

Posted By: Real Man on September 17th 2015 at 13:47:33

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has anyone got a Henry vacuum cleaner? (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 17, 12:37:43
- FFS. Mumsnet alert (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 17, 13:47:33
  - too right, Buy her indoors a new vacuum cleaner (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 17, 13:54:32
- Yep. Best one out there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Grans_Canary, Sep 17, 13:23:23
- We had one for years very reliable (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Sep 17, 13:02:24
- Yes. Robust and last for years and get the job done. (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 17, 12:56:36
  - My cleaner lady who gets to use all makes and brands and has done for years, swears by Mie (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 17, 17:54:02
  - Meile. (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 17, 12:58:15
    - Yeah we've got their washing machine too (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 17, 12:59:35
      - Are you going to West Ham away. One is going. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 17, 13:00:33
        
        Dunno yet. Few issues at home with one of the kids. If I can I will (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 17, 15:29:54
        
        Indeed. If you do, I am meeting up with the Capital Canary bunch. Will let you know the (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 17, 15:47:16
- Yes. I have one. Its nearly 15 years old. Very reliable and good sucker (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 17, 12:54:45
- Use them at work, they're very powerful. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 17, 12:42:12
- Get a Miele if you really want to impress her (n/m) (General Chat) - phelans tash, Sep 17, 12:41:10
  - Had two Mieles. Both died prematurely. (General Chat) - APB, Sep 17, 12:47:12
    - wages (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 17, 13:02:26
      - good for wallet, good for the environment and she'll love it's lightweight racy good looks (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 17, 13:06:49
        
        Does it come with a fag and a hair net ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 17, 13:15:36
        
        my mum had one of those things (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 17, 13:11:44
        
        they need to sort out their marketing (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 17, 13:28:03
        
        bit harsh, I think she's probably lovely (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 13:13:59
      - loan deal ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 17, 13:03:31
        
        will Newcastle pay Half? (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 17, 13:06:36
        
        Depends on the scan (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 17, 13:15:53
- dunno, wouldn't be wasting geldt on vacuum cleaners tbh check this shitout..... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 17, 12:41:01
  - So if we don't get wiped out by a meteor (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 17, 12:51:02
    - i'd still go just in case (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 17, 12:55:19

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