Who are these animals, these uncultured fools, who can see the utility in a nice poo
but cannot appreciate its value?
Learn some bowel control, cork it up, and bring it home for a nice relaxed unhurried voiding, in clean comfortable surroundings, with maybe a few pages of a good book, or a browse of specialist toilet literature (growing up, a pal of mine's parents kept an encyclopedia in the cludge, for precisely this purpose. Great s**tter material, an encyclopedia - just pop it open at a random page and become educated). Take your phone, even.
Don't just drop trou in a smelly highly-trafficked pub WC. How utilitarian and perfunctory. Half the pubs I go in, even nice pubs with reasuringly expensive craft beers served by men with beards and ladies with tattoos, and a needlessly extensive wine list, have f**king rank Gents cludges, swimming with piss and, by the end of the night, stinking like a pissed-on tramp.
You make me sick. I hope you catch a dirty bum disease.
Posted By: Arizona Bay on September 19th 2014 at 15:00:17
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- Who are these animals, these uncultured fools, who can see the utility in a nice poo (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 19, 15:00:17
- sadly as someone who suffers from ulcerative colitis it aint that simple (General Chat) - doncoop, Sep 19, 15:20:14
- I tend to drop anchor around 8:40 of a morning. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 19, 16:11:30
- RvW has golitis (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 15:21:13
- do you mean this incident?........... (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 19, 15:15:25
- Girl (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 19, 15:07:44
- You want to take me to a gay bar? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 15:08:37
- ... (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 19, 15:04:28
- Those two posts inside the same two minutes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 19, 15:06:14
- You knows it (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 19, 15:08:45
- Sisters (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 19, 15:08:02
- We don't need this fascist groove thang. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 19, 16:00:39
- Mitford (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 15:10:08
- Those two posts inside the same two minutes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 19, 15:06:14
- Hiya. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 19, 15:03:59
- sadly as someone who suffers from ulcerative colitis it aint that simple (General Chat) - doncoop, Sep 19, 15:20:14
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