I've just read another 25 pages or so
"Still, we'd beaten both Malmo and AIK and Elfsborg 2-0 in our first matches and, above all, Malmo FF had me. Everybody was going 'Zlatan, Zlatan' - I was hotter than volcanic lava, and people were saying that Lars Lagerback, the coach of the Swedish national team, was sitting in the stands to observe me"
That's page 79 - I got up to 103 and it continues in pretty much the same vein. It really is hilarious stuff. He couldn't be gay, there's no room for anyone else up his arse!
Posted By: Karnivore on December 10th 2013 at 20:41:48
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- Been reading old Arry's book at the moment. (NCFC) - lurd, Dec 10, 13:49:48
- I'm reading Ibrahimovic's - he's absolutely mental (NCFC) - Karnivore, Dec 10, 15:54:16
- I'm reading that to.... (NCFC) - walksie, Dec 10, 15:57:12
- I read some of the excerpts online (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 10, 16:02:30
- I read excerpts online first of all too - knew then it was my sort of book (NCFC) - Karnivore, Dec 10, 16:07:08
- it's hard going, but it is strangely fascinating (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 10, 16:12:04
- That's how I'm finding it too, you want to keep reading to see if it gets better (NCFC) - Karnivore, Dec 10, 16:20:42
- I may have to get a copy now (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 10, 16:25:47
- That's how I'm finding it too, you want to keep reading to see if it gets better (NCFC) - Karnivore, Dec 10, 16:20:42
- it's hard going, but it is strangely fascinating (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 10, 16:12:04
- I read excerpts online first of all too - knew then it was my sort of book (NCFC) - Karnivore, Dec 10, 16:07:08
- I don't think I've ever laughed so much at a football book (NCFC) - Karnivore, Dec 10, 16:01:59
- I can never forget what a cunt he was in joe harts face in the world cup when they scored. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 16:04:51
- euros, not world cup - - 1min 55 secs (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 16:40:05
- link: (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 16:40:16
- His book will reinforce just what a massive cuntbeak he is Chelts, trust me (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Dec 10, 16:07:45
- after reading bits and pieces it inspired me to look up a few videos of him being a cunt (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 10, 16:21:09
- fuck me ragged, what a prick. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 10, 17:29:24
- The book pretty much has him admitting he's a flat-track bully (NCFC) - Karnivore, Dec 10, 16:34:50
- a thief?? how's that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 10, 16:35:57
- stealing pushbikes - one of which was the assistant coaches at Malmo (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Dec 10, 17:23:16
- haha, the cunt! (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 10, 17:56:23
- I've just read another 25 pages or so (NCFC) - Karnivore, Dec 10, 20:41:48
- "I was hotter than volcanic lava" (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 10, 20:56:28
- my stepdaughter's currently using it to stop the dinner plate burning her lap! (NCFC) - Karnivore, Dec 10, 21:06:11
- "I was hotter than volcanic lava" (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 10, 20:56:28
- I've just read another 25 pages or so (NCFC) - Karnivore, Dec 10, 20:41:48
- haha, the cunt! (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 10, 17:56:23
- stealing pushbikes - one of which was the assistant coaches at Malmo (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Dec 10, 17:23:16
- a thief?? how's that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 10, 16:35:57
- he "seems" to be a cunt anyway, without reading it karn! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 16:17:26
- after reading bits and pieces it inspired me to look up a few videos of him being a cunt (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 10, 16:21:09
- euros, not world cup - - 1min 55 secs (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 16:40:05
- I can never forget what a cunt he was in joe harts face in the world cup when they scored. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 16:04:51
- I read some of the excerpts online (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 10, 16:02:30
- I'm reading that to.... (NCFC) - walksie, Dec 10, 15:57:12
- Not a fan of football books (NCFC) - norway, Dec 10, 13:52:59
- Never read one but I imagine them to be the dullest thing on gods earth (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 10, 13:56:22
- You should read your post history mate (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Dec 10, 14:10:22
- Jesus wept, I'd go starkers if I did that (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 10, 14:12:26
- You'd strip off? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 10, 14:27:04
- euuurrgghhhh! all grey and wrinkly - smelling of stale wee. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 14:40:48
- Memories of your wedding night? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 10, 14:43:54
- My wedding night was fantastic thanks...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 14:46:37
- Not far off, although our taxi driver got lost taking us to the hotel (NCFC) - megson, Dec 10, 14:55:18
- Boooooom (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Dec 10, 14:46:21
- My wedding night was fantastic thanks...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 14:46:37
- Memories of your wedding night? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 10, 14:43:54
- euuurrgghhhh! all grey and wrinkly - smelling of stale wee. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 10, 14:40:48
- !!?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Dec 10, 14:14:19
- You'd strip off? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 10, 14:27:04
- Jesus wept, I'd go starkers if I did that (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 10, 14:12:26
- You should read your post history mate (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Dec 10, 14:10:22
- Never read one but I imagine them to be the dullest thing on gods earth (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 10, 13:56:22
- I'm reading Ibrahimovic's - he's absolutely mental (NCFC) - Karnivore, Dec 10, 15:54:16
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