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5 - Relaxed. No thoughts of relegation. Blithe attitude. Looking forward to another season in the Prem with Winkelwolf.

4 - Slight discomfort. No real danger but have thoughts of the drop. Finger the league table and other results out of interest on a Monday morning whilst taking a s**t at work.

3 - Awkward. Have regular thoughts and fear of relegation. Sweat during final score. Feel physically sick when we labour to a home draw. Holts attitude, lack of goals and ballooning belly are starting to get on your tits.

2 - Tilt. Constantly worried about relegation. Night sweats. Drinking heavily. Not sleeping well. Obsessive use of the BBC Predictor feeds your anxiety. Totally gone off sex. Not eating well. Smoking like Dot Cotton in a Marlboro factory.

1 - Bedwetter. Full on plot lossage. Total loss of bladder control. Bowels in massive trouble. Constant nightmares of a Tuesday night away trip to some Midlands s**thole in January. Personal hygiene has let go. Hermit like existence.

Posted By: SCC 28 on May 6th 2013 at 15:17:54

Message Thread

FAO Pit - Rele-Con 1.75 (NCFC) - duke of york, May 6, 14:14:40
- 0.5 (n/m) (NCFC) - wolfio, May 6, 18:05:39
- doesn't 5 mean you don't think there's any chance we will go down (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, May 6, 15:16:42
  - ... (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 6, 15:17:54
- I'm still a 5. (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, May 6, 15:13:39
  - you dont think there is the remotest chance we'll go down (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, May 6, 15:17:42
    - I'm not blind. I can see we are not mathmatically safe. (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, May 6, 15:26:57
      - not a 5 then (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, May 6, 15:45:44
        
        Yes. 5. Five. (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, May 6, 16:42:13
        
        so you have no thoughts of relegation and dont check other results? (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, May 6, 17:02:07
        
        No. I look at the results. (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, May 6, 17:13:51
- I'm still a 5. Wish the bookies would have the same fear as on here (NCFC) - pants, May 6, 14:23:56
  - The bookies aren't Norwich fans... (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, May 6, 14:25:22
    - also, bookies get to change their minds (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, May 6, 14:33:26
      - True, they adjust a market according (NCFC) - pants, May 6, 14:39:54
        
        Doesn't the fact we were 16/1 to go down and we're now 3/1 (NCFC) - mrleelee, May 6, 14:42:34
        
        No not really, because 3/1 is still a big price. 16/1 was massive (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 6, 14:43:24
        
        Well we won't be 3/1 tomorrow, so lump on would be my advice (n/m) (NCFC) - mrleelee, May 6, 14:44:10
        
        I want to put money on us staying up (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 6, 14:44:49
        
        But surely the odds wont ever be decent enough for you to lump on that? (NCFC) - mrleelee, May 6, 14:47:43
        
        The odds on it, aren't decent, for good reason (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 6, 14:50:22
        
        if Wigan don't win tomorrow (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, May 6, 14:48:58
        
        if they lose will be quite big (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 6, 14:51:51
        
        yebbut that's only cos other fans haven't bet on us. Yet. (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, May 6, 14:40:25
        
        it doesn't really work like that for most markets (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, May 6, 14:46:18
        
        interesting, didn't know that. Ta. (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, May 6, 14:56:32
        
        2nd favs is fairly in the frame lol (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 6, 14:43:04
    - anyway we're 1.3 to go down (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 6, 14:27:52
      - sorry 1.3 to stay up after 4.3 to go down (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 6, 14:28:45
    - Well I'm still well confident we'll stay up (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 6, 14:26:25
      - I'm merely hopeful (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, May 6, 14:27:06
        
        counting so much on wigan fucking up tomorrow (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 6, 14:30:19
- 1.01 from 4.99 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 6, 14:19:15
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, May 6, 14:24:29
  - A man of extremes (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, May 6, 14:21:04
- 4 now (n/m) (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, May 6, 14:18:13
- I'm still a 5 (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 6, 14:16:34
  - I spot a flaw in the mechanism here (NCFC) - duke of york, May 6, 14:17:50
- Certainly haven't heard much from AB recently... (NCFC) - duke of york, May 6, 14:16:29
- I think the 5's will be in hiding ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, May 6, 14:15:52

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