What about if, right, say you were meandering along Agricultural Hall Plain having just

done a sip of booze at The Steamy Packet and a featherlite Adele wanged up right quick on her Felt Heretic and pulled a Hop Manny right over the top of your Gourmet Dieci 2 Cs, clipped the curb, landed awkwardly - legs akimbo - sending her light summer dress billowing over her smooth, milky thighs?

Would you free her silken, swollen labia from their cotton prison and lap away at her warm fanny like a rabid cat ?. or morris dance off, like some sort of c**t down Bank Plain ending up gurning at women near Vodka Revs whilst singing "The falling leaves drift by the window, the autumn leaves of red and gold , I see your lips, the summer kisses , the sun-burned hands I used to hold "?

Say you had ventured into this fine city of ours and this event had befallen you, which of the two courses of action do you think you might persue?

hmmm?

hmmm?

well?

Posted By: malkybarkid on September 25th 2012 at 13:31:24

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What about if, right, say you were meandering along Agricultural Hall Plain having just (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:31:24
- Meow. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 25, 14:31:04
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 14:35:16
- Simon Lapping (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Sep 25, 14:09:18
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 14:10:21
- morris dance off, like some sort of c**t (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 25, 13:58:13
  - MA (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 14:02:16
- Lap away like a rabid cat (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 25, 13:52:19
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:53:08
- Rabidity (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 25, 13:49:11
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:51:54
- Funny you should say that.... true story (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 25, 13:49:03
  - was the falafel burger any good? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 25, 13:58:51
    - Yes, superb (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 25, 14:12:35
      - Good (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 25, 14:19:23
  - Was there a queue of Wrathers waiting to pleasure her? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 25, 13:52:26
- Warm fanny/rabid cat option. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 25, 13:44:10
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:44:53
- Singing at vodka revs. Adele is a minger (General Chat) - pants, Sep 25, 13:39:38
  - MA (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:40:50
    - oh, do you like my cushion? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 25, 13:45:26
      - Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:46:17
        
        ta (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 25, 13:51:40
- A (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Sep 25, 13:38:19
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:40:22
- Option number A. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 25, 13:37:19
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:37:32
- What on earth is she doing wearing a light summer dress in this weather? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 25, 13:36:45
  - ^^^obviously a man of breeding. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 25, 13:46:11
  - Unfortunately, you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:37:15
    - I think you'll find that my course of action is the one least likely to result (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 25, 13:43:25
      - They're irrelevancies and not in the spirit of the dilemma ethos. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:44:43
  - Pervert! (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 25, 13:37:04
- Sniff cotton prison and then lap away (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 25, 13:36:06
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:36:41
- No contest - Morris Dancing/Gurning (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 25, 13:35:16
  - You under 10 feet of the Ribble yet ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Sep 25, 13:36:21
    - Nope, higher up where I am. looking a bit dodgy down here though. Still, (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 25, 13:56:08
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:35:42
- Licky cat thing (General Chat) - yellowman, Sep 25, 13:35:14
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:35:56
- Labia Liberation & Lappin(g) (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Sep 25, 13:34:46
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:35:25
- Morris dance/Gurn option (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 25, 13:34:17
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:35:13
- Rabid cat lap (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 25, 13:33:02
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:33:44
- Tricky. Two Mary options. Hmmmm. Labia I think (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 25, 13:32:06
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:33:21

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