At last a stimulating post!

Me, twice as an adult.
First time I was 22/23 in Tenerife, coming back from a very dodgy Chinese no air bubble warning signal just s**ted my swimming trunks!
Thank f**k I had just walked through the apartment door.
Second time was about 4 years ago, had been in the city drinking cherry beer in Bedfords.
Was blitzed, got home and was fumbling around for my key..couldn't find it and I was literally touching cloth.
Was so pissed the key was actually IN my pocket...got so desperate I tried to climb over my side gate and in the process properly followed through with hot liquid sludge running down my leg.
Then found my key, got inside, chucked everything in the washing machine and showered off.
Funny in hindsight not at the time!

Posted By: JoeyDeacon on July 15th 2012 at 21:29:47

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be honest now, how many times have you shit yourself? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 15, 18:07:40
- literally? Once. Metaphorically? Once. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 15, 23:14:46
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Graham Nine, Jul 15, 22:10:45
- 3 times during recent vomiting and t'other end bug. Sheer force of the stomach heaves (General Chat) - megson, Jul 15, 21:56:08
- At last a stimulating post! (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 15, 21:29:47
- as a grown up - never (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 15, 20:13:54
- I followed through about two weeks ago coming out of my mates house. (General Chat) - Nice Guy Eddie, Jul 15, 18:30:10
  - the yare lut, it happens. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 15, 18:34:13
- Be more specific with time frame...today? In last week? Last month.....? (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Jul 15, 18:11:02
  - i'd say as an adult,21 plus? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 15, 18:12:42
    - come on now adders, how often do you shit yourself? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 15, 18:15:37
    - Blimey!!! Try maybe... never you dirty little man! (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Jul 15, 18:13:33
      - hmmm. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 15, 18:49:35
      - stage 4 sarcoidosis,what's your prognosis doc? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 15, 18:35:53
      - only joking bud,are you a gp? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 15, 18:26:51
      - well, i'm shocked and stunned (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 15, 18:20:55

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