There was a young man called Clattenburg

Whose wife was a pre-op called Henning Berg
She'd open her thighs
Revealing his prize
And he'd throw up some chewed up old battenburg

Posted By: duke of york on November 25th 2011 at 11:28:02

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Tyne & Wear referee Mark Clattenburg has been appointed as the match official for Saturday (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Nov 25, 10:21:42
- Whatever happened to that football poetry site (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 11:49:48
- There was a young man called Mark Clattenburg (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 25, 11:46:15
  - That's actually quite respectable (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 25, 12:24:02
- There was a young man called Clattenburg (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 25, 11:30:15
  - Lolz (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 25, 11:54:21
  - that's just a lack of discipline, that is. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 25, 11:32:38
- There was a young man called Clattenburg (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 25, 11:28:02
  - Lolz (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 25, 11:54:05
- There was a young man called Clattenburg who ate an enormous batternburg (NCFC) - norway, Nov 25, 10:47:53
  - Purple Ronnie Rosental (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 25, 12:05:05
  - He felt rather sick, ran to the loo quick, (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 25, 10:50:11
    - There was a young man called Clattenburg (NCFC) - norway, Nov 25, 11:08:11
      - Mine fully edited and revised... (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 25, 11:10:35
        
        Your 'Alex Higgins' to my 'Steve Davis' (NCFC) - norway, Nov 25, 11:20:42
        
        They're both shit (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 25, 11:22:38
        
        Charmed I'm sure! (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 25, 11:53:39
        
        well one of them's about 50, and the other's dead (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 25, 11:24:57
        
        potd (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Nov 25, 12:16:13
        
        FFS !! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 25, 11:24:01
        
        bravo (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 25, 11:12:55
    - or... (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 25, 10:53:00
      - ha. This one. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 25, 10:55:47
    - a (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 25, 10:51:07
- We've been Clattenburged. (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 25, 10:29:56
  - Clattenburgled? (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Nov 25, 10:41:16

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