What about if, right, say you had just done a look at some jumpers in Zara and were coming

out of Chapelfield, near the church, when a sexual Dawn wanged up right quick on her Ripstick Caster, shouted "Grind this tosspot!"and pulled a gnarly 360 Pop Shuv It right over the top of your Portobello Folds, landing awkwardly, legs akimbo, sending her fluttering, summer skirt up her silken thighs.

Would you free her bulging pudenda from their cotton prison and pipe fondant icing over her funbutton, then lick her silken vagina into oblivion or would you skip off at speed, like the t**t you are, up to the Forum and perform leg tricks for the emos with your jeans round your ankles?

hmmm? hmmm?

Well?

Say you had wandered into the fine city when this event occured, which of the two briliant courses of action do you think you might take?

hmmm?

yes?

Posted By: malkybarkid on November 4th 2011 at 14:12:55

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