There's a bird like that works in my local......

...not as ugly as her - but never smiles at all. She's polite enough, got a great set of top bollocks, but just doesn't smile.

Maybe next time I go to the bar I'll put my cock back in?!

Posted By: Karnivore on May 5th 2011 at 23:21:55

Message Thread

so QPR........ (Other Football) - grays, May 5, 22:20:22
- Community service for Ecclestone on a teeny orange boiler suit (n/m) (Other Football) - shortfatb, May 5, 23:32:54
  - *in* (n/m) (Other Football) - shortfatb, May 5, 23:34:05
  - as in teenaged or speedos? (Other Football) - Exile, May 5, 23:33:38
- C (Other Football) - Exile, May 5, 22:54:44
  - what is interesting is.......... (Other Football) - usacanary, May 5, 23:13:23
  - agreed but (Other Football) - grays, May 5, 23:06:43
    - story of my life buds (n/m) (Other Football) - Exile, May 5, 23:30:49
  - Some Cardiff fans are suggesting it's a 20 point deduction, which would give Leeds the (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, May 5, 23:06:16
    - what doesnt make sense................is....... (Other Football) - usacanary, May 5, 23:35:09
      - don't know why QPR need it anyway (Other Football) - Exile, May 5, 23:37:01
- D) (Other Football) - Klobo04, May 5, 22:49:44
- I suggested C a few days ago. Got shouted down. (Other Football) - usacanary, May 5, 22:40:45
  - ive said it for a while too (Other Football) - grays, May 5, 22:44:50
    - it's true, whatever happens it can only be good news for NCFC! (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 5, 22:47:24
- a, sadly - FA are useless cunts...... the only hope is..... (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 5, 22:39:43
  - up until recently (Other Football) - grays, May 5, 22:51:35
    - yeah but gov has told FA to get its house in order (Other Football) - Exile, May 5, 23:35:32
    - oi Chelski you cheeky cunt..... (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 5, 23:07:34
      - hehehe.. (Other Football) - grays, May 5, 23:24:03
        
        I'd have been more disappointed in you if you didn't have a dig..... (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 5, 23:33:36
- B) and Les Ferdinand to fly the trophy to Carrow Road in his helicopter... (n/m) (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, May 5, 22:30:27
  - That git vandalised the Blue Peter Garden (Other Football) - harry boulders, May 5, 22:33:37
    - along with Dennis Wise (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 5, 22:41:46
      - and Gripper Stebson. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, May 5, 22:46:34
        
        didn't Gripper end up getting aids in eastenders? (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 5, 22:52:02
        
        No, that was Pauline Fowler, gowd rest her wretched soul. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, May 5, 23:18:30
        
        Pauline didn't get aids - but I recall her old fella died nicking potatoes (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 5, 23:24:27
        
        Arthur Fowler died with his love spuds hanging out the back of Mre Hewitt, as I recall. (Other Football) - tudders, May 5, 23:29:38
        
        I knew it was something to do with spuds....... (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 5, 23:36:13
        
        he was the most evilest man on the planet (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 5, 22:49:02
        
        no no no that was Zammo (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 5, 22:51:26
        
        Zammo wasn't evil, he had a heart of gold really (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 5, 22:52:49
        
        so it was that odd faced cunt that looked like Zola then (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 5, 22:55:04
        
        was that the annoying twat who popped his clogs in the pool?? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 5, 22:57:28
        
        yeah, think so - this is without googling..... (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 5, 23:02:28
        
        fit bird? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 5, 23:06:27
        
        nooooooooooooo way...... (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 5, 23:08:34
        
        oh fucking hell yes (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 5, 23:12:25
        
        thank fuck for that....... (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 5, 23:15:08
        
        lol, that'd be a nasty surprise (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 5, 23:19:06
        
        There's a bird like that works in my local...... (Other Football) - Karnivore, May 5, 23:21:55
- They will be deducted 7 points and fined 500K (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, May 5, 22:30:02
  - why 7 points? (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, May 5, 22:50:20
- Edging toward C (n/m) (Other Football) - harry boulders, May 5, 22:29:08
- Don't care. We're up. That's all. Just enjoy it. (Other Football) - jafski, May 5, 22:28:42
  - Actually you should care a little bit.... (Other Football) - usacanary, May 5, 22:44:23
  - oh ive never enjoyed a season like this one (Other Football) - grays, May 5, 22:35:04
    - I've got the popcorn in (Other Football) - LowestoftBoy, May 5, 22:39:16
      - Roll up Roll up........ take a seat for the ring side circus.... (Other Football) - usacanary, May 5, 22:47:23
        
        I may even listen to Talkshite Radio (Other Football) - LowestoftBoy, May 5, 22:53:14
- derry was shitting (Other Football) - grays, May 5, 22:28:14
- A (n/m) (Other Football) - dr fanta, May 5, 22:24:40
- it's shite (Other Football) - Pragmatist, May 5, 22:23:38
- a (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, May 5, 22:22:18
- fuck knows (n/m) (Other Football) - Lovely o1d 5ob, May 5, 22:22:07

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