Oh No, Here We Bloody Go...
"Mr Retch of Fartville was walking his dog along the beach near his Scratby home when he saw a "commotion" out to sea.
"It was a few feet out to sea, maybe a mile. I saw a seagull take off very quickly, then a wave broke. It was a Great White Shark, no doubt about it. Thirty feet long and with great bloodsoaked teeth. I am not walking on the beach again, they come on the land sometimes you know. Something ought to be done about it. I'm a pensioner. I didn't fight in two World Wars to see Jap sharks off the coast near Scratby"
Posted By: Martin Peters on April 8th 2011 at 09:42:53
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- Sea Poomer (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 8, 09:27:23
- Blacktip shark on his Easter break (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Apr 8, 10:01:36
- "EDP naturalist Percy Trett" (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 8, 09:54:52
- BMXcellent. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 8, 09:43:22
- Shark on dry land (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 8, 09:52:17
- My vote also. Reckon a poomer would still be quite tasty, and angry because no cats like g (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 8, 10:07:49
- then... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 8, 10:27:36
- "You're Going To Need A Bigger Boat" (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Apr 8, 09:55:12
- My vote also. Reckon a poomer would still be quite tasty, and angry because no cats like g (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 8, 10:07:49
- shark anyday........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 8, 09:51:43
- Shark on dry land (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 8, 09:52:17
- Oh No, Here We Bloody Go... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Apr 8, 09:42:53
- Never mind that ole squit - attend to the matter of the day ^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 8, 09:47:58
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