Keep your defender analogy in mind. Get in hard, early from behind, let her know you're th

ere and mean business. Don't let her settle, keep breathing down her neck and try and get across her if she starts to drop deep.

Posted By: jafski on October 23rd 2009 at 14:04:31

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Well not too long I will leave Hong Kong to China... (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 13:57:08
- ^^^ BEST EVER POST IN THE HISTORY OF WOTB (NCFC) - legendhuckerby, Oct 23, 15:29:33
- ^^^ ATTN: Pink 'Un Forum (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 14:35:16
  - How to post? I don't know (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:48:06
  - Yes. He belongs to the wroth. I often think. What would David do? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 23, 14:37:22
- I am liking Daphne's mum in this tale. Seems like a very sensible women. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 23, 14:35:15
  - But the point is my mom also reminds me that!!! (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:37:35
    - where are you going in china? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 14:39:03
      - Well just for vacation, you know in last 7 years, at this time i must be in Norwich (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:46:22
        
        It is home to the mummified remains of the sixth Zen Buddhist patriarch Huineng (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 14:51:12
        
        "many sight seeing I had heard, so we choose this place to go..." (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 23, 14:50:13
        
        haha I thought that. I remember those posts from the Forum (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 23, 17:31:25
  - But the point is my mom also reminds me that!!! (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:37:24
    - I am sure the trip will be just fine David. Just be sensible - like your defending. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 23, 14:38:21
      - I think so! I think so (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:46:48
- UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 23, 14:33:13
- Dear God....... (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 23, 14:30:20
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 14:19:40
- David, you need to watch these (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 23, 14:18:19
- i think it's to do with getting mugged (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 14:05:05
- Keep your defender analogy in mind. Get in hard, early from behind, let her know you're th (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 23, 14:04:31
  - You cunt. I've just choked on my ham sammidge. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 14:27:50
    - at least you've not damaged company equipment VVVVVV (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 23, 14:28:35
  - "Hello is that IT? I need a new keyboard, the problem? I just sprayed coffee on mine" (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 23, 14:07:48
  - Then do a Big Doh style cuddle, and don't start pumping too early (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 14:07:11
    - Can't do that liked the Doh style, perhaps (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:10:01
      - errrr OMG (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 23, 14:10:35
        
        um, i think we probably all ought to leave this thread now... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 23, 14:12:17
        
        Agreed. Total Classic Gold XXL. Legend. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 23, 14:13:56
- no-nonsense defender. Brilliant. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 14:04:25
  - Mo Mo is the cow where I bought in London (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:05:41
    - Where did you get Small Chicken Thing from? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 14:08:40
      - Small chicken? You mean Captain Canary????? (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:09:24
        
        No. The other soft toy that sometimes makes an appearance with Mo Mo and The Captain (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 14:12:25
        
        It is the little parrot, Daphne buy in the Japanese store for HK $10 (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:18:33
        
        Where did he manage to find a chicken which looks like you ?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 14:13:10
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 14:14:57
        
        Oh. Small chicken thing. Sorry. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 14:15:27
    - Did she get any udder presents ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 23, 14:06:56
- 4 into 4 ? Jesus Christ I don't know where to look ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 23, 14:04:17
- ROLF (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 14:03:32
- Oh My God. This is why I visit WOTB. Safest is to take her up the buffet, David. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 14:01:05
  - Of course I will, we may have buffet in CHina on (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:06:13
    - I would like a picture of that (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 23, 14:25:07
- I you're tempted not to be careful, go for a quick smile in the toilet. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 23, 14:00:40
  - smile in the toilet remind me,,, (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:06:50
- David, "Be careful" is mum-speak for "make sure you've got a jacket on your Peter" (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 14:00:26
  - Go brown, safest option of all (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 23, 14:01:20
    - ^^^ no future in the BNP ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 14:05:58
  - lo l (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 23, 14:01:18
- can we follow your trip via webcam again? (NCFC) - samcd84, Oct 23, 14:00:07
  - Sorry can't but I will take the picture back (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:07:20
- brilliant! (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 23, 13:59:23
  - Honestly I can wait because I had wait for 33 years before (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:07:57
    - Hong Kong Jizz Tsunami predicted in 2012. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 23, 14:42:03
      - What's that mean???? (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:47:09
        
        Well. It means there is a build up of subcutaneous pressure in the 'Ballearics' (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 23, 15:11:45
        
        ^^^^^^^ genius. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 23, 15:16:33
        
        lollers (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 23, 17:33:38
        
        Yes, jafski, explain yourself... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 23, 14:50:53
- sweet fecking jesus, where do i start (n/m) (NCFC) - nixon, Oct 23, 13:59:09
- post of the century so far (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 23, 13:57:49
  - post of the century? :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:08:38
    - Is that Daphne? (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Oct 23, 14:29:06
  - I think it beats all of last century as well to be honest ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 14:01:51
    - His Huckerby/Lift/Toilet/Colney tale runs it very close imo (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 14:10:16
      - the hucks story will never be beaten (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 14:11:20
        
        can you google old wotb, i mustve missed that one (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Oct 23, 14:13:04
        
        Someone needs to fire up pantsbot. AB de pens once found a post from four years ago that i (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 14:18:01
        
        may have been before the database was deleted (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 14:16:26
        
        here you go (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 14:19:25
  - agreed. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 23, 14:00:20

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