Flew one in Chechnya in '95. One night me and 'Twitty' Philips were nuked off our nipples

on a heady concoction of amyl nitrate and blotters. Twitty was so bonkers he fell out, right over the side over Grozny.

A group of asthmatics found him ten years later living in the boot of a VAZ-21074 - he was wearing mohair and was surrounded by a collection of tiny vases.

Posted By: malkybarkid on October 22nd 2008 at 10:29:10

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Sibierski (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 22, 10:21:59
- Flew one in Chechnya in '95. One night me and 'Twitty' Philips were nuked off our nipples (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 10:29:10
  - Classic malks - keep 'em comming - always makes me laugh (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 22, 10:32:06
    - ditto! - loving the pongo retort! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 22, 10:50:44
      - Oi!!!!!!!!! (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 22, 10:53:28
        
        dont worry, i'm just....... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 22, 11:02:34
  - Clever little old man up the Manor made me a suit made of black mohair. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 10:31:38
  - Did you manage to smuggle out the secret code in a pellet of Owl poop? (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 22, 10:31:17
    - Twitty tried to sew it into the cuff of his NBC suit but 'Banjo' Notterson had a better (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 10:36:48
      - should have stuck with the Owl poop code extraction procedure (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 22, 10:41:36
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 22, 10:39:49
- lightweight (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Oct 22, 10:26:25
- ^^^^^^ He did (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 22, 10:22:58

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